Sugar, Spice And Everything Fake

a sucker for chocolate :)

Damn! The Light!
It was early Monday morning and if my memory serves me well, I clearly told my mom to close the blinds the previous night. Or Didn't I? But then again I set my alarms using the Calculator app on my phone so I guess I take what I get.
But I can't seem to remember the events of Last night.
I must be getting old....
*shut up Jordan you are at the peak of your youth*
"Yea right, I mentally sighed." I'm such a grandpa and I know it.
*SIGH* IM SUCH A GRUMPY WILLY
Do i know what that means? NOPE but it sounds just about right right now *shrugs* You might wonder why a guy is so grumpy..lol. well, I dont know either. Morning is my grumpy time. Well, grumpy time is usually all day. Why? Because i can only handle this -_- much school drama without chocolate. Which my dear mom wouldnt let me have. Why? Something about ruining the family sac or whatever, I dont care. I NEED CHOCOLATE NOW. I think i'v said alot about my grumpiness for now. Gtg, School for me...*ugh*

"JORDAN JONATHAN JUNGLE FART! GET YOUR DERANGED BUTT DOWN HERE NOW AND HAVE BREAKFAST!!!!!"
"Oh my God Mom, you dont have to shout at the top of your voice I yelled back" yup, thats right. The desperate human who called me by those awkwardly inappropriate names was my Mother. Hmm, "Jungle fart" that was an improvement from yesterdays' 'apple bottom". I wonder what new name I get tomorrow. Where does she even come up with these things. Must be a talent given to her to compensate for the fact that she was a horrible mother lol..literally, my mom is the worst. But thats what I loved most about her.
*While climbing down the stairs, I continued talking* You'know mom you dont have to shout every morning, I dont know why, but something tells me it shouldnt be healthy. I mean doesnt it affect the Liver or some grungy body organ of some sorts?
"My dear handsome son,"my mom started probably mentally slapping her herself. "I think you mean I could hurt my Spleen".... "Urm mom, I dont think thats right either" I said before we burst into a fit of laughter. "Well Jason, get yourself out of the house right now, remember you have lots of football practice today along with classes. You should get an early start" She finished saying just before literally pushing me out the door like a piece of unwanted garbage. I laughed silently.
I silently walked to school, hands in pocket, then I remembered. BREAK FAST. My mom forgot to feed me.. again. Thanks Mom. This is going to be a long day and with that I reached the school entrance. Hello world.

*Hello everyone :) Short Authors note. I hope you enjoy this story. Well, if you were wondering I, the writer is a girl, female, une fille :)
And im trying to write this story from a guys point of view so dont get too harsh okay? :(
P.S: Isn't Jason's mom cute? :)
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