Adopted by jahvie

Skylar von vanity

   "Syklar!!! get your scrawny emo ass down here!!"

   Oh joy looks like the "lucky" couple that wants to adopt me is here. Did i mention im a complete sarcastic bitch when i dont take my adhd and bipolar meds. (im acctually bipolar but i cba with meds)

    I think i'll get dressed in my favorite botdf rainbow ribcage top, black jeans, and my new rock boots. (i acctually own a pair of new rocks and there awesome XD) Now for makeup. I applied unity stripes and a thick ring of black eyeliner and rainbow eyeshadow.

    I decided to finally  go downstairs (after deeming myself presentable) to see who exactly wanted to add me to their family; It better not be another family filled with Catholics and homophobs trying to "fix me" and lecture me on how amazing god is.

    If i haven't already mentioned in bisexual and satanic.

    "Yo emo fag were you goin?! someone finally want to adopt you?! Are they going to keep you or are they going to send you back here?!" Britney and her gang yell.

    Yeah Ive been adopted multiple time only to be sent back within the month.

     My only friends have all been adopted into loving families; and they seem to have all forgotten about little old Skylar. Not that i care of course; oh who am i kidding of course i care. I'm just a friendless loner that noone wants.

    The people that adopt me always want the same things. I'll save that story for another day though.

   As i enter the interview room to see who wants me this time i'm met face-face with the two people i thought i would never see.

    Yyyyyour Jjjaayyy aaaannnd Ddaahhvvie. i stuttered.

  Good to know your a fan so we can skip the akward introductions. Dahvie said.

   Wait so you guys are a couple?! i asked

    Uummm yeah we have been for awhile; but we've kept it on the downlow cause we didn't want anymore craziness from the sgtc. Wait why aren't you flipping out at us for.being gay?! Jayy asked.

  Well i had already guessed that Jahvie was real just by the way you guys look at each other. And why would i flip out when im bisexual?! i stated.

  Fair point. Now Skylar how would you like to become Skylar von vanity? Dahvie asked me.

   OMJ!!!! I WOULD BE HOUNERD!!! i yelled.

This officially is the best day ever!!