He's just that angry Dipshit you see watering his dead garden in the suburbs. You know that guy, the one who's wife took almost everything in the divorce, his kids never talk to him, he can't afford cable etcetera etcetera...
He's just a failed attempt of mine to create a morally neutral superleader by combining the DNA of Abraham Lincoln and Adolf Hitler. But all it resulted in was a maniacal morally confused loser!
But he got us these crystals! (Snort)
AND THESE BABIES JUST SAVED THIS LAME ASS PARTAAAYY!!!!
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The Life Of Rick Sanchez
RandomWhat the hell do you think it is numbnuts? Look at the title!