The Life Of Rick Sanchez

family friends and dipshits: Morty

Morty is really just a horny tool that hides my genius brain waves with his stupid ones.

He's fourteen, smells like sweat and jizz, and tags along with me on adventures through dimensions in space.

He's horny as fuck. No matter how many times I tell you you'll never know how horny he is. Isn't that right @MortySanchezOfficial

He has a stutter. It takes FOREVER for him to get a sentence out!

G.G.G gee. Geez. R. R. Rick.

That's ANNOYING!