Leah's prov:
Where did she come from? She has to have a parent or a legal guardian right? Who the heck is "papa Thwax"?
"Mama Lewah, I'm leaving now papa Thrax is picking me up!" What to the huh?
I rushed out of the room to see what she meant only to find a large virus in my living room on the corner of my eye, so I grab Lilly and my gun, sure its not loaded but he doesn't know that.
"PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!" oh gosh, I'm cornering a virus!!Thrax's prov:
Your kidding me right?
I walk slow to the delusional blood cell and grab my kid-ur...I mean Lilly.
"Bye-bye mama Lewah~" really? Mama Leah? Now I'm jealous.
I then jumped out of the window and glided across the buildings in this pathetic body.
"Papa Thwax, do I have a mama Thwax?" My reaction=😨
"Yeah...no, women are meant to be out of my way and seduced by idiots!" Oh gosh I'm talking to a seven year old about sex...she's going to have an educational life!
"What does seduce mean?" Gosh...where do I start?
"Lilly...do you know where babies come from?" I ask Lilly as I begin to land.
"No" she replied.
"Well...you see a guy has what you call a dick or in this case a hotdog, and a women has an extra pair of lips which in this case is a taco, and there both located in your crotch region" I say as I point to the area but then got back to explaining.
"So you see, when a boy and a girl are both at least 18 and they love each other very much the boy will stick his hotdog in the girls taco repeating and that's what you call a boy or man seducing a woman or girl, and afterwords if the man is not wearing a condom the woman will gain pregnancy and have a baby, so that's where babies come from" I have finally finished explaining this to a seven year old...she's going to be ripped from her innocents.
"Question" Lilly blurts out of nowhere.
"Yeah?" I ask as I look at the baby blood cell.
"Can girls impregnate a guy?" ...............................................................................................
How do I put this nicely?
"Lilly, do girls have dicks?" I ask politely.
"No" she answers.
"Do man have an extra pair of lips?" I ask yet again politely.
"No" she answers yet again.
"Then no" I say as I pick her up and try to glide out of the body, all I heard was a gun shot and a pain in my side, then everything became black.
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Babysitting Thrax's Girl
FanfictionThrax has adopted a baby blood cell who is seven years old and he doesn't know how to do it so guess who he goes to? Leah, yup, Ozzy's girlfriend...this isn't going to be pretty! (This is only a side story from my story Thrax and the virus queen, ju...