It's cringe worthy

My life is a mess

OK FIRST CHAPTER .... So ummm my life is really a pile of junk cause if you saw it you'd be like-
You-UGH WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!?
Me-oh that's my sock.
You-WHY IS IT ALIVE!?
Me-well me and little bro were trying to make slime and uh... It went onto sock and yeah...
You-WHATS IN THE KITCHEN ITS HORRIBLE!!
Me-oh it's my pet bunny but she can get greedy sometimes

(Sigh)yup you could already tell that it looks like beast boys room in seconds as if I was related to him and my desk looks like an earthquake just hit it and I'm not kidding markers,pencils,pens EVERYTHING is scattered all over and even the computer that is there is broken and not working(for some weird reason) although most of it I would blame myself cause I personally describe myself a slob and lazy at the same time-
Reason why I'm a slob-
I eat the food that has fallen even if past the five second rule (but not much in a gross way) and I don't clean up my mess after I paint and if you tell me it's just some splatters here and there well you are wrong my painting skills are AWFUL , that means there are messed up colors everywhere and tissues which were used to wipe my brush and crumpled papers
because all paints have eaten through the paper and most are just fails with the stamp of failure officially by me.

Reason why I am lazy-
85% of my summer holidays after school ended are just me laying in my room or couch on the iPad and the only thing I get up for is for snacks and food (or beverages if I'm thirsty) and 10% is going out with my family and 3% drawing and 2% is debating my life and maybe some is just me crying because of looking at other artists and I will never be as good as them...(why life)and also another reason why I'm lazy is because I can't even get up just for a single cup of water and yeah I'm that lazy (and no I promise you if you saw me I'm not that fat ok heh) I have to ask my mom for a water and mostly she tells me get it myself but all I do is say "ugh fine I don't need water right now anyways"ahh very wise choice past self for you are thirsting yourself and you are gonna die in the dumbest way ever.

And also if you can relate to this then I know what you've been through and we should be friends...OK ANYWAYS back to the topic so if you tell me I could just clean my room easily well you are wrong again mister or (ma'am if you are a girl)if I clean my room and in just five minuets it will be messy again and how you ask well after I'm done cleaning my room and I leave to watch anime or something *ahem* my little brother will come jolting into my room probably just to find his slippers and when I come come back I see my bed messed up all my cupboards are open and my desk a mess and I mean WHAT why would your slippers be on the desk it's not like slippers have been rebranded into stationary and to only realise his slippers were just behind the door. (Inhales)(exhales)
I'm just gonna lay here...contemplating my life....in sadness

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OK I know this may be short but I tried ok it's the first part I wrote so I hope you enjoyed , bye my little marshmallows!
-DaStrokes