It's cringe worthy

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OK! Replies , yup....ummm.....just read ahead...

So replies we all know what it means but I'd you don't then... Do you even speak English? We all also have different types of replies like a reply can be all like angry or sad (I guess...) but for me I do something different like this-

Dad-hey! It's time to eat ,come to the dining room!
Me-OK COMING!
My brain-can you please just not make dinner in 4 in the afternoon can't you see I was going to get my highest score in flappy bird but you fricking screwed it up.

Yeah I just really can't suck in my anger so deal with it. So um here are some more of my experiences with my anger issues-

Mom-get of the iPad , you've been there since this morning.
Me-*sigh* (closes the iPad)
My brain- can't you see I'm trying to actually enjoy my summer holidays by doing something I like and you make my holiday I want to spend the most of with your stupid rules ? Hell no.

Worker-any drinks ma'am?
Me-oh yeah I'll have coke.
(Worker gives me Pepsi instead)
Me-thanks.(walks away)
My brain-WHAT THE HECK I asked for freaking COKE not PEPSI is your brain in some kind of world where COKE IS PEPSI!?

Teacher-you will be competing in a poetry contest okay? So be prepared.
Me-okay I'll try.
My brain-HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO I WILL NOT COMPETE IN SOME STUPID CONTEST THAT I WILL LITERALLY FAIL AT! I WOULD RATHER COMPETE IN SOME SCIENCE PROJECT THING INSTEAD OF YOUR FRICKING POETRY!

Someone I don't like-your drawing style is so stupid, and your taste in music is horrible , who would even listen to pop songs anyway they are really getting out of style.
Me-.....................(walks away)
My brain-you little twat you don't even know what I'm drawing ,you just look at my drawing for two seconds and say 'I can do that' and walk away like a literal Barbie doll even though you can only draw fricking stick figures that are worse than a kindergartener. AND Talking about music , you don't even listen to it at all! Even when a SUPER POPULAR SONG PLAYS THAT PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE LIKES for only 4 SECONDS and you say 'this song is DISGUSTING'. You can't even compare songs at the same time! ONE TIME a person came up to you and played a dubstep song and then you told 'oh I know this electro song' ...excuse me , I'm sorry I think I got something in my ear ,oh yeah ,it's your annoying little petty voice.

(See's a very good artist that I'll never be like in my life)
Me-huh, she's really good at drawing
My brain-OH GOSH IM SUCH A HORRIBLE ARTIST I CAN EVEN DRAW A REALISTIC TREE AND THIS ARTIST CAN EVEN SCULPT STUFF UUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

Teacher-okay who's ready for a new year of FUN!!
Me-ME!! :D
My brain-listen here teacher, I know you just trying to keep our hopes up by saying this year will be better than the others but no. I've heard that phrase to many times in my life already and that's all a lie.

Math Teacher-so can any one tell me (tells a difficult question). Yes? Anyone? *insert my name here* can you answer this.
Me-ummm me? Umm its uh...
My brain- ok math teacher let me tell you something, when are ever going to need this question in our lives . Is some kind of magical fairy gonna come up to me in 10 years and dramatically tell me this question and if I say the answer correctly I magically get a mansion with a waiter standing by me pouring wine into a glass, but then if I get the question wrong I magically
get teleported to the streets with a sign saying 'in need of money' so then I'm poor ? HAH! no that doesn't happen.

Am I over exaggerating? I guess I am.

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It's been a while hasn't it? Yeah... I've been going out to a lot of hotels lately and I don't have that much time to write stuff but I am having fun! See ya later my little marshmallows! :3
-DaStrokes