Marichat (Completed)

A/N Florida

Hey guys! What? Did you think this was another chapter? Heck no! Sorry, but I have to rant. About Florida. I got this idea from these videos:

Watch them cause these guys are amazing and so funny! This can be found on YouTube and I want you to tell them I sent ya! Do #RougeCurSentMe in their comments! I'm new to this hash tag thing as you can tell.... These guys are JaidenAnimations and theodd1sout comics, two hilarious animators of whom I am a fan of! Now let me start complaining!

#1: Heat
If you watched the videos before you watched this you may be able to tell that heat is Satan in Arizona. Well, thing is, it just so happened to be Satan in Florida as well. We tend to get very close to the highest temperature in Spring and Summer. The highest is 102°F, which isn't as bad as Arizona, but still pretty bad. I know this cause of school, TV Production to be exact. I'm getting off track. Do you have a black car? Yes? Well then, have fun while you slowly die from heat stroke! Yeah, both my Father and Step-Father have a black car. But my mom has a white one! Seriously, though. I have fainted from heat three years in a row at P.E, one in fourth, another in fifth, and yet another in sixth, all in different schools.... Illuminati confirmed.

#2: Theme Parks
Okay, raise you hand if you like Theme Parks! Well, hello all of your hands! How can I complain about Theme Parks? There are ALOT of ways I can complain about Theme Parks! First off, you may not know this but I have terrible motion sickness. I haven't exactly thrown up on a ride but have come close to it multiple times. If you read my 27 Facts then you also know that I have an irrational fear of stairs and heights. And Water Parks and Theme Parks has alot of that. I almost always get cold feet when I look at the stairs at rides. My family doesn't really know about my fear of stairs and the only time I have showed it to them was when we were at my sister's birthday and there were alot of stairs! You also may not know this but I am a klutz. Another reason for my fear of stairs and heights.

#3: Weather
Most of you who are familiar with Florida think that this is gonna be long. That's a no-no. I don't really complain about the weather cause it ruins my Mother's chances of making us go outside, which equals updates! Plus I get to draw and read. The only bad thing I have to say about the weather is the humidity. Every time I go outside my glasses fog up. My hair gets even more frizzy than it already is so my parents never believe me when I say that I brush my hair when I do.

#4: Alligators And Crocodiles
These creatures are the whole reason why I steer clear of lakes and rivers as much as I can. They are terrifying and if you ever come to Florida don't ever go haphazardly swimming in murky waters. You may never know what's down there. There are so many times that I have seen these guys have done something on the news.

The end! I doubt that you actually read the whole thing but if you did thank you! This is getting long, so I gotta end it here! Byeeee!

-Rouge Cur