You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sup
You: Do YOU like unicorns?
You: I LOVE unicorns
You: They're so cool
Stranger: are you a little kid?
You: Fuck no brahh, I just love unicorns !
Stranger: oh...
You: They fill me with joy
You: NOT IN THAT WAY YOU PERV
You: GOD YOUR SICK
Stranger: i think you might be sick in the head
Stranger: you might need some unicorns to llok at that
You: Oh I already do.
You: And I see a therapist ANDa counsellor.
Stranger: cool and that is something to be proud about
You: But they dont agree with what my unicorn therapist Mr.Rainbows says
You: Yea brahh,
Stranger: well at least we got something out of the way
Stranger: anything interest you other then unicorns?
You: Yea, What about you? what do YOU love?
You: Well, the dragon specimen has always interested me. Just not as much as dem unicorns.
You: Dem unicorns are dah SHIT!
Stranger: did you eat their shit?
You: Yea actually, tasted ..... fruity
Stranger: i'd rather stick to actual fruit or artificially flavored juice
You: Oh... BORING !
Stranger: so exactly what age group are you in?
You: Well, 3-150.
Stranger: me too
You: MAN we have SOO much in common !
Stranger: except im boring
Stranger: and you sound like you had a litttle too much illegal stuff in your system
You: Well me too.... Im not usually this boring though. Today Im just a little down because my brother got eaten by dem aligators.
You: Dem aligators are pree sick bro
Stranger: and you just watched this whole thing
Stranger: and let them eat your bro
You: Yep. I couldn't not help him to not be eaten. They tied me up with this magical rope that could only be broken if a girraffe pees on it. No'm saying bro?
You: I hadda call up "2tall" to do his duty, then i was set free !
Stranger: thats bull
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