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SPONGEBOB MUSICAL AND PANIC!AT THE DISCO?!?!!!

OK THIS IS MY T.V.
MY LITTLE BROTHER WATCHES NICKALOADEAN( spelt wrong most likely)
SO I WAS JUST WALKING BY THE T.V. AND I SAW AN EXCLAMATION POINT AND THOUGHT NOTHING OF IT TILL I SAW THE WORD DISCO THEN IT SAID IT WAS THE SPONGEBOB MUSICAL AND PANIC! AT THE DISCO WOULD BE THERE
BUT I DONT LIVE IN CHICAGO

WHY CANT I LIVE IN CHICAGO