How To Handle Boys (Abbygail's Guide)

#6. Claudiya's takeover

  Hi guys! Abby's back (after what it seems like a year) and today she's going to talk about--

  Ignore Abby! Everyone knows its my turn right now! So uhh... Hello! My name is Claudiya....Ermm I forgot, hey Addie!

  It's Abby, I'm not Addison you forgetful toad! And how could you forget your surname? Hearth! Claudiya Hearth. Remember, you told me clearly the first time we met, it's pronounced like, 'heart' just a bit mispelling.

  Probably daddy forget to mention it to the guys that its Hearth not Heart but nevermind that! So yeah, whazzit again?

  You were introducing yourself and cutting my line? Plus forgetting that I know your surname?

  Ah yes! So back to the story, I am taking over this story. Just this one chapter! I think..

  Can you for once be sure of what you want to say? Clau, this affects your life and future.

  I don't know Aggie, it's really hard to do it!

  *sighs* Whatever, I'll grant you the permission to take over this chapter, just this one!

  Yay! I know I could trust you Angie!
So hello guys! I'm Claudiya, please call me Claudy! Today, I'mma tell you bout my adventures spying on all these couples. Funny thing, I don't think this is a romance story. But consider this as one for Abby is running out of ideas! I think.

  I'M NOT!!!

  It's a no then. Probably. But anyways, I'm such a forgetful person. Anyways, today I'll be narrating what I saw! So we had a old student who transferred away transferred back here. Her name's Kimmie Pym Pym (Liyo claims it's <as Liyo refuse to acknowledge it's gender> disease almost as bad as Sylvester's.)

  So today...We will tell you a story about Kimmie and her friendship--

  "HEIL KIMMIE!" Florin, Carlynne, Nisa and Reana shouted. Their faces terrified, hoping that someone can come save them.

  "Vunderful! NOW LIYO, be a dear and be around me so that I feel smart." Kimmie yawned as she head into her classroom, Liyo following with a scowl deeper then the mines of Erebor. (I APPLAUD IF U UNDERSTAND)

  "I'M NOT A TOY PYM!" Liyo screamed at her, his voice heard through the walls.

  "I DON'T CARE, NOW FETCH ME A GLASS OF BEER BEFORE I STICK THIS UP YOUR ASS!" She waved a stray thorned stick that must've grown in Florin's distress.  

  "BUT YOU'RE UNDERAGE!" Liyo exasperatedly shout at her.

  "DO I CARE?" Kimmie growled and Liyo recoiled, probably due to bad breath and lack of acne creams. She waved the thorn and electric sparks from it. Did I mention Kimmie is a walking plug of electricity?

  "No..." Liyo muttered defeatedly before heading off to steal Narthon's illegal beer stock.

  "Now who will be my next puppet?" She scanned the trembling 4 people from inside the classroom.

  Carlynne's radiation waves were starting to poison Florin's thorns which are slithering near Kimmie. Nisa was trembling, not in fear but in pure rage, an aneurysm is probably happening. Her hand's vice-grip on her sword was turning her knuckles white. While Reana's starting to turn the radioactive-poisoned thorns rainbow colors.

"Garlynne! I've chosen you!" Kimmie cried." her gruesome teeth gnashing together.

  "Dear God, I have never lost faith in you!" Carlynne plead at empty air. A strike of lightning and a vial of posion appeared. There seemed to be a letter attached to the vial.

  "I made a mistake creating her. When you die I'll be sure to 'accidentally' burn the record book of sins." The letter said.

  "THANK YOU!" Carlynne cried at the ceiling of the hall. She pushed the delicate vial into Reana's hand and practically skipped to the classroom.

  "Vhat took you so long?" Kimmie bared her teeth and Carlynne hold her breath. Florin peeked in and throw a bunch of dandelions inside the room.

  Kimmie spotted rashes and started to choke, " I....allergic...pollen!" She screeched. Carlynne handed her the vial,

  "It counters allergy reaction!" She grinned and Kimmie growled at her before swallowing the glass vial whole. With one cough, she laid down dead.

  Everyone cheered, screaming and squealing as they throw a parade around Kimmie's dead body. Its a miracle, the fact that she actually stayed dead as we know that anything is possible in this world.

  Liyo, Florin and Carl hauled her body over their shoulders and carried her to the incinerating room. Along the way they were stopped by a teacher, who after inspecting the body ushered them downstairs quickly. "HURRY. CHANCES ARE IF U DON'T BURN HER BODY, KIMMIE WILL COME BACK TO LIFE!"

  "You don't know how painful this is!" Liyo gritted his teeth as he was carrying Kimmie's head. He yelped as he was jolted by electricity once more.

  On the way down to the basement imcinerating room, during one of the routine zaps from Kim's body, Florin tripped, we all know that's a natural instict at this point. The three of them were sent tumbling down the rickety basement stairs with the corpse.

  While Liyo, Florin and Carlynne arrived safely, the body didn't. Kimmie's body flew to the incinerator--correction--missed the incinerator and was drenched in a random puddle that unfortunately, was nearby a loose wire. The conductivy of the water plus the stray wire's electric charge, revived the once dead human.

  "NOOOOOO! NOOOOOO! NOOOOOO!" Jamie from class U cried, wailing out of nowhere.

  "Ughh..." Kimmie sat up, rubbing her throbbing head. She looked at the weeping Carlynne and groaned, "The potion did counter the allergy reaction...BUT IT GAVE ME THIS TREMENDOUS HEADACHE!" Kimmie yelled, sparks of golden and blue erupting from her head, so that she looked like a strange volcano.

  "I need to go to the clinic!" She schreeched. With that Kimmie was taken to the school medical wing and was not permitted to leave for a few months. Which according to Carlynne and Liyo very useful as we all know, that if Kimmie does find out the truth, she fry them with her newly awakened electric brain. But that is a tale for another time.

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  So let me conclude this, what have you learn from this tale? A woeful story? Or a strange and interesting tale?

Here are some words from Claudya.

Thanks Abby, Was I talking before you say that? Nevermind, back to the task on hand, today we have learned a few simple things:

1. How to get rid of a dominating person.

2. How to revive said dominating person.

3. READ 1 AND 2 ALL OVER AGAIN.

With that I say my goodbye, and apologize once more for the inevitable delay of Rory. Btw did you know that today's her birthday? She told me to pass you guys a message, that she's thankful you still stick to her nutcase of a story and she's hoping that you will continue until she decided she wants to close the book on this silly tale.

Thanks for reading❤❤❤love, Rory