holygeesus: mikes im outside the fuckign house im going to go to school without your skinny ass
mikeygay: shit sorry i fell over when i was putting on my underwear
holygeesus: HURRY UP YOU FUCKING LOSER FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL
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mikeygay: Why are we texting each other ur right beside me
holygeesus: it's too early to talk to the person that stole all the good dna from me :'(
mikeygay: k bro see u after school have a good day don't get a boner when u see frankie ;0
holygeesus: love you too babybrother
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mikeygay: there's a new kid here oh he looks nice
holygeesus: SPILL
mikeygay: he's talking to pete
holygeesus: u jealous
mikeygay: im hetero
holygeesus: totally
mikeygay: pete is attractive ye sue me
holygeesus: and you say youre hetero
holygeesus: HI HELLO SALUTATIONS IT IS I BRDEONDEN IRUE
holygeesus: sorry that was brendon
mikeygay: what the fuck
holygeesus: fuckin glittery bisexual
holygeesus: glittering all over the place shaking his ass
holygeesus: do you think if i shook my ass everywhere would iero notice me
mikeygay: u fucking loser
mikeygay: say hi to bread and milk 4 me
mikeygay: don't get caught btw are u in miss jackson's class rn u will get killed
mikeygay: she is nasty
