Mirrors Lie To Me (Marianas Trench)

Chapter 3

Dani's P.O.V:

"Get the hell off me!" I yelled, trying to shove Mike to the ground, and failing miserably.

"I think I'll just stay here, you're comfy." He emphasised his point by sprawling further across me. He shouted over the field at the others, "Hey guys, pig pile!'

"Yay!" Ian ran at us and leapt- literally leapt- over us and squished me even more. Josh and Matt, who had been previously seeing who could do more cartwheels in a row, took notice and did pretty much the same thing as Ian.

"Guys, I'M GONNA DIE." I screeched, pounding on the back of whoever was within reach. Matt stood up laughing and shoved the rest of the guys off me. Mike and Ian tumbled away, Josh however landed right on top of me. No, really, I'm fine with never breathing ever again. Ugh.

"Fancy seeing you here." He said with a smirk.

"Fancy seeing you locked out of your own car."

"Wait, what?"

"GUYS, RUN!" I stood up quickly and yelled over my shoulder, bolting to the car. I slid into the driver's side, catching my breath as Mike and Ian climbed into the back seat, Matt calling shot gun. We pulled out of the parking lot quickly and laughed hysterically for the next 5 minutes.

"So, what do you suggest we do without Josh?" I asked, trying to stop giggling.

"I don't know, you seem to be the evil mastermind in this group." Matt said with a shrug.

"Actually, I do have an idea..." I paused for dramatic affect. "Let's tweet the fangirls where little Joshie is."

***

After 15 minutes and a stop in an ice cream parlour, we made it back to where Josh was. Which was, by now, a sea of fangirls and what was presumably an Edward Cullen cosplayer in the centre. Oh wait, that's Josh. Heh.

He turned to us looking incredibly pissed and the guys immediately started discussing what we would do. I, however, jumped out of the vehicle and started to wade through the wall of hormones. I reached the centre and pulled Josh out by the wrist.

"What the fuck?!?" He burst out when we got in the car. He took the driver's side this time, though. Such a guy thing to do.

"I should be asking the same! I could've gotten killed trying to get you out. You're a giant, they should've been no problem to get away from!" He stared at me stunned, before trying to speak again.

"I- I'm sorry, but there were just so many, and they were all so vicious, and-" I cut him off, laughing.

"You totally thought I was mad at you! You're way too gullible." I said, still trying to stop laughing.

"Oh, fuck you." He said, trying not to smile but failing miserably.

"Anywhore, what are we doing next? I still don't want to deal with Andy." I asked after calming down.

"We should go mini golfing!" Mike yelled from the back.

"YES! I am the queen of miniature things!" I yelled just as loud. But it's true. Mini golf, ping pong, lawn bowling. You name it, I'll kick your ass before you finish the word.

"Hear that Josh? She's perfect for you." Ian said, leaning between the two of us. Josh simply laughed with the rest of the guys, I however blushed furiously.

"Ian, you know what I meant!" I hid my face, just making them laugh harder. "Can we just go mini golfing?"

***

"TAKE THAT, BITCHES!" I yelled, waving my scorecard around and running in circles.

"I would've won if it weren't for that stupid windmill." Josh mumbled.

"And the hippo, and the pond, and the bridge, and the fact that you suck at mini golf." Matt said with a chuckle. "Maybe you should have Dani give you lessons."

"Yes!" I exclaimed, jumping on Josh's back. "You're training begins now, peasant! TO THE VEHICLE!"

Josh took off to the car and once we made it he set me down, stopping to catch his breath.

"So, what does that have to do with my training?" He asked.

"Nothing." I replied. "I'm just lazy."

***

Whaddup, teacups?

So here's the long awaited chapter. Kinda. I tried to write it like three different times and it never saved. Wattpad is such a cabinet fuck sometimes.

Anywhore, there ya go. I know it's not super long but at least it's done.

K bye.