Mirrors Lie To Me (Marianas Trench)

Chapter 7

FAIR WARNING, THIS IS PROBABLY GONNA BE SHORT AS FUCK

PROCEED

Dani's P.O.V:

"So, Andy, are you sure you're okay?"

"For the last time, Dani, I'm fine. I had a panic attack, not cancer."

"Okay then, sasshole. Sheesh. I just worry about you sometimes."

"Don't you mean all the time ever? Because you're literally more of a mother than my actual mother."

"Fuck off."

"You know it's true."

"Of course I do, I just refuse to agree with it because I'm an argumentative bitch. We've been over this."

"Ugh, mom, you don't get me."

"It's just a phase, you'll be normal in a few years and be glad I treated you like this."

"IT'S NOT A PHASE, IT'S WHO I REALLY AM, MOM. I'M GONNA MARRY DAHVIE VANITY AND YOU'LL FINALLY SEE."

"Oh my god, I wish I would've aborted you."

"I wish I was adopted!"

"Don't speak to your mother like that." Josh appeared and put his arm around me.

"I'll do whatever I want, dad. I know about Cindy."

"Who's Cindy? Joshua, I thought what we had was special!"

"What the fuck..." Matt said, walking over to us.

"Shut up Cindy, nobody likes you." Josh whispered loudly. Matt gasped.

"I thought you loved me!" Matt fake sobbed, slapping Josh.

"You know I only truly love my beautiful wife." Josh kissed my cheek.

"Gross, guys, you're my parents." Andy looked at us, slightly disgusted, before we all burst out laughing.

"WHAT EVEN?" I choked out over my laughter.

"This, is why, I love you guys." Josh said, catching his breath.

"What did I miss?" Mike asked, chuckling at us.

"Just the creepiest game of house ever." I replied, making him laugh.

"I'm calling you Cindy from now on." Andy said to Matt.

"Only if Josh and Dani get to boss you around."

"Deal."

"Shut up, son. You should've done sports."

"I hate you, dad."

"Literally stop, this is so creepy."

"Get back in the kitchen." We burst out laughing again.

"Actually yeah, I want food. I would ask if any of you wanted anything but you're all grown ass people and can get it your own damn self." I walked through the door to my kitchen and started hunting for some food.

I chuckled lightly under my breath, thinking about the dorky people I'd made such fast friends with. We decided to just hang out at my apartment and play video games today. So far we'd played Call of Duty, Fifa, and Madden. Well, also Halo Reach, but that doesn't count.

I pulled a pack of oreos out of the pantry and was just setting them on the counter when I felt a pair of arms sneak around me and grab them.

"Josh, you hoebag, get your own food."