Would you look at that? Random spam time!
Spain: your 3 letters off chica.
Romano: Shut-a up idiota.
Spain: Lovi you are too cute!
Romano: Don't call me that tomato bastard!
Italy: 've~ Fratello let's go make pasta~
Germany: ITALIA! GET BACK TO YOUR TRAINING.
Author-chan: No! Run Italy! RUN FOREVER!!!!
*Italy runs, Germany runs after him, yelling profanities in German*
Author-chan: well then.
Prussia: does zhe awesome frau vant zhe awesome 5 metres?
Author-chan: *gags silently* what they be doing oh awesome one?
Prussia: gone to make out somvhere.
France: Ma Cherie!
Author-chan: oh perfect. Why don't you all go with Spain and stalk some poor girl.
France: Ohonhonhon.
Author-chan: AND I DON'T MEAN ME!
*Bad touch trio go off together*
Anyways, I tried to take my first selfie, but unfortunately, a very fancy panda got in the way. theveryfancypanda I'm looking at you.
Britain: Sister, it's time for tea.Author-chan: yay! Tea time! Earl grey and Victoria Sponge cake for all!
Prussia: keseseseseseses
France: Ohonhonhon
Spain: Fusososososo
Author-chan: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Canada: vote and comment! Or don't. But make sure to join the Canadian club, where we all wear tartan, drink hot chocolate whilst gazing on the mountains, and enjoying free healthcare services!Kuma: who are you?
Canada: I'm Canada.
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2p! Hetalia x reader: Kidnapped!
RastgeleJust something i came up with in school. Not very good, but hope you like it! Please forgive my spellings! main story is finished, taking requests for oneshots!!!!!