2p! Hetalia x reader: Kidnapped!

Denmark x Male!reader: Valentine's Games

I FUCKING SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS! SO SUE ME!!!!!!!

Ah spring. the season of love, and allergies. You didn't have either of them, but everyone around you certainly did! Where ever you went, there were people sneezing, or worse still, couples making out. Literally everywhere. On the train, make out session. On a random bench in a deserted park? Perfect for some couple to eat each-others faces off like something off of Alien. God, you hated Spring.  The worst part of Spring was February, when all your friends decided it was time for you to meet someone. That was the worst bit. It happened every year, and still they found new girls for you to meet. When would they realize? Nearly every girl would look at you like a piece of meat. Shallow, narcissistic, shy, and just plain weird. Those were only a few of which you had met on your friends quest for your true love. So this year you decided to switch things up a bit. You had asked one of your mates Mathias to come along, and see if you could make a random game into it.

~Time skips to the dates~

"Hey there~" A blonde and orange girl purred from across the table.

"Nope. Who dyes their skin orange. You look like a satsuma. NEXT!" Mathias said plainly. You began to laugh, as the girl stomped out of the cafe where you met these twats. "That's one nil to me" he said to you.

"Oh, game on!"

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"H-hi! I'm Hannah."

"Go home and find someone else sweetie. Maybe brush up on your people skills?"

 one all

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"Whats up? I'm Olivia. We all good? I got another one of these in 10 minutes. You want to do this now."

"Speak for yourself. NEXT!"

2-1

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After all dates were finished, you and Mathias went out to your local pub, the Worlds End. It had the best Beer in all of (country ). After 7 pints, you and him were hammered.

"Psh~ Girlz arrree dumb, right y/n? They tooooootally sux!"

"Matt, youu know, i like you waaaayyy more than any girlz, am i right?"

"jeg elsker diiiiig toooooo y/n" 

 That just happened to be the point where you blacked out.

~Another time skip, cos author-chan really tired and lazy. Just want to sleeeeep!~

beep! Beep! beep!

"Urgh." Your head pounded as you sat up. In unfamiliar surrounding. Did you actually get lucky?

"Y/N! come on, get up. You really can't handle your liquor!" Wait, that voice? What the hell? Were you on a couch? what was going on?

"Y/N GET UP!" Mathias screamed.

"my head? what happened."

"like you dont know."

"i-i remember you saying something in danish? what was that?"

"hmm? n-nothing." Mathias turned bright red, and he began to make you coffee. Maybe he would tell you next Valentines day.

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Wrote this after studying the Orlando shootings. Literally cannot believe it. RIP all those who died. You shall not be forgotten.

Keseseseseseseses~