Deez creatures living in my house

Prologue

So todays my birthday and that mean one thing only, yup my facebook is totally flooded with HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAXX and some other shit coitaning huge paragraphs and since my computer will blow up from all that i had no choice but to smash it and throw it in the ocean.... But anyways in birthdays you receive presents and thats pretty much what i was excited bout till something happened, what might it be? Well for one thing i was cleaning my house since some friends might come over. After i cleaned the shit out of the living room i headed to the kitchen, i saw a fuckin jiggly dinosaur opening my fridge and eating ice cream out of and then there was a elf lady thing which looked hot but creepy eating my grandmas cookies that she sent me for my birthday, i stood frozen like as if i walked in on my parents getting it on next thing i know they noticed me and started waving at me... And then i fainted