The Jokers Love

Sneaking Out

Chapter 24

Bruce and I just hung out for the rest of the day, he sent Alfred to get me more makeup. It's pretty late at night now, Bruce and Alfred went to sleep about an hour ago. I change out of my night clothes, into my normal outfit and do my makeup. Damn. Bruce still has my weapons, they're in his room. Fuck.

I peek my head into Bruce's room and hear the shower running in his master bathroom. Good. I just gotta hurry and grab them and go. I snoop around his room for a little till I hear the water from the shower stop. I panic slightly and look faster till I finally find them in his closet. I grab my knives, gun holster, and granade belt. Though I don't have any left and only a few bullets in one of my guns. Shit. I'm gonna have to stop at Pangwins hideout. I grab Bruce's wallet on the way out.

I make it out of the house and walk to the alley where I met Pangwin. I walk up to the door and knock, a man cracks the door open slightly, "beat it girly, this isn't the place for a kid like you." I chuckle and shake my head, pulling out the gun which only has about 3 bullets in it. I look him straight in the eyes, "listen. I have money- *I place the gun to his neck* -and a gun. You better go get Pangwin and tell his Legancy's here."

The guy puts his arms up in surrender, "he's with a client, but follow me I'll take you to him" I giggle and put my gun away. As the gun turns around and walks inside.

As we approach Pangwin he glances in our direction. I notice the person he was talking to was Ivy, "Look Pangwin, these same toxins were half the price last week. I'm not paying that much for such amateur stuff like this." Ivy raises her voice, putting on her sassy pants. Pangwin says something to Ivy that I couldn't make out, and turns to me, "Legancy! I heard Jokers base was discovered but the police, how'd you make it out?"

I laugh and point at my belt, "I need more granades and bullets" I pull out a wad of cash from Bruce's wallet, "well, well, well, you actually have some money this time! I'll be right bad" he waddles away. 'He's so gross lookin...' Harley states the obvious. I smirk then turn to Ivy she has a smug look on her face, "well, looks like you have a new friend.. I saw Batman take you last night. Do you know who he is?"

I shake my head no and shrug, "I don't know what he had planned for me but somehow I managed to get away.." I lie. She gives me a look, like a 'mmhmm - 3 - ' look if you know what I mean. But I ignore it and continue speaking, "But now I'm going to get Joker. I could use some help." I nudge her shoulder. She chuckles, "look kid, I just met you, and I sure as hell am not putting my life on the line to save you boyfriend from the slammer." I look at the plant toxins she was trying to buy, "what if I buy those for you?"

She sighs and nods, "meh, what not." I smirk knowing she would comply.

Once Pangwin and I settle on a price and we make a deal, Ivy and I make our way to Blackgate. Ivy stops and turns to me, "do we got a plan here?" I smile and shake my head no, "I just wanna see what happens"

Ivy raises an eyebrow then turns back around to face Blackgate, "okay well we can't go to the entrance obviously.." she thinks. I notice two gaurds walking out of the building, "what if..." I walk up behind them and snap the taller guys neck, then kick the shorter guys knee in breaking it. But before he could scream I stomp on his throat breaking his windpipe. I stomp again just to be sure he's dead.

I then turn back to Ivy, "heheh that one died in a weird position..." Ivy sighs and puts her thumb and pointer finger on the bridge of her nose, "is that the only reason you killed them?" I smirk and shake my head no, "help me hide them!" I begin to drag the taller guys body behind a bush. The starts to protest but she gives in and helps.

"We need their uniforms. Undress them." Since Ivy is taller than me the takes the tall guys uniform and I take the short guys. These uniform have baseball cap style hats. And I was NOT about to take off all this beautiful makeup I worked hard on. So as Ivy and I enter we keep our heads low and the guns the gaurds had tight to our chests. I walk up the yhe frost desk and the lady asks, "can I help you?" In an uneasy tone. I smirk and raise my head and hold my gun to her head. Her eyes are filled with fear and I laugh, "I know what you're thinking, "oh no! Its that Joker girl! She's crazy! She's gonna kill me!"" I mock her. "Well sweetheart, I'm not gonna kill ya...*I put my gun down and walk around the desk next to her then pull out a blade* I'm just gonna hurt ya..really REALLY bad!" I laugh again and she begins the cry I wipe the tears away with the blade, "Oh! Nonono poor baby!" I grab her hair forcefully, "okay, okay. Let make a deal! Okay? Would that be okay?" She trys to nod her head yes but I've still got a hold of her hair so she can't, "good good... tell me where the Joker is!" I ask in a polite tone.

She hesitates. And Harley and I don't like that. I'M GETTING INPATIENT HERE. I think. I slam her head in the desk and she screams out in pain, "I SAID TELL ME WHERE HE IS RIGHT IT FUCKING NOW OR I'LL-" I calm down and let go or her head letting her sit back up. I then gently move her hair out of her face, "look, I'm TRYING to be nice here. Just go on your little computer and tell me where he is and nobody else gets hurt." She stares at me, "e-else?" I clench the knife in my hand tightly, "JUST TELL ME WHERE HE IS!" she quickly looks it up on the computer, "T-there" she points, "cell block F, floor 4 underground maximum security cell 524!" I look at her and smile gently pating her head, "thanks doll" then I stab the knife in her throat.

//sorry for any spelling errors I'm just lazy. And also for the cliffhanger! Hehehe I like to make you suffer! Im jk im just to lazy to finish today. Plus the chapter is pretty long anyway. ALSO sorry for not updating in like five-ever I got a cat and was pretty busy with other things like friends and summer xD while I do love to write this story I can only do it when I feel like it, if I treat it as a labor it wont be as fun, and near as good! Enjoy the update, There will probably be another soon! Ok byeee