The Jokers Love

Nice ta see ya

Chapter 25

Ivy raises an eyebrow, "Nice one, lets get your boy toy and get outta here" we make are way to Jokers cell, occasionally killing a guard or two. For a maximum security wing, this is easy! No wonder it's always so easy for villains to break out.

We finally have the cell in our sights, but an alarm go's off. We look at each other then at a camera, damn! The lights go out, in the complete darkness we hear to screams from all the inmates. I have always been scared of the dark and this is not helping. Ivy and I run towards J's cell, only to be stopped by some more gaurds. I smirk as one of the ugly men swing at me. I dodge the punch while round housing him which knocks him to the hard ground. He begins to attempt to stand but I stomp on his head as pull out a knife and stab him in the neck.

I glance at Ivy who had just kissed the last man on the lips. He falls on the ground dead. I giggle, "damn girl! Men are just dying to kiss you!" I laugh at my cheesy joke as we finally reach Jokers cell. I open it with a code we got from a gaurd.

There he is. Makeup-less and well, everything-less. He was butt ass naked. I blush, and for the first time in what feels like forever, Harley speaks, "oh my, just as I always imagined and more!"

Ivy fake gags and walks back out if the cell. Joker is lying on the ground, have awake with all his teeth knocked out. He's got bruises all over his body. I feel a sharp pain in my chest as I make my way to him. I take off the gaurd uniform I wore over my own clothes and put them on his weak body. He stares at me as he tries the speak but only chokes on the blood from his broken smile, "LEGENCY! WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM!" Ivy yells from outside the cell. I struggle to help joker up, "common J, can you walk at all?" With my help he gets to his feet and spits out blood along broken teeth, "I-Im f-fine" he says following a low chuckle, "lets k-kill these sons of bitches" his head twitchs to the side as a toothless grin grows on his face. He limps toward the door, balling his fists ready for a fight. I follow him with caution. He's acting different, and I think he's even sexier than before.

Ivy, Joker, and I stand watching an array of gaurds runing after us with police shealds, Joker speaks, "Any plans ladys?" I smirk, "nah, lets just see what will happen" he looks at me and smiles, "thats my girl" I blush, even with his slight slur from his teeth missing, It still sounds hot when he says it.

Ivy smirks, "heads down!" She raises her hand as a small plant in an office nearby grows bigger and bigger eventually, with a flick of her wrist, the now monstrous plant shoots torwards the gaurds. Joker and I duck just in time but all the gaurds are wrapped up in vines and leaves being strangled to death.

Joker and I begin to run as Ivys plant grows larger and larger, Ivy finally follows is after her plant has done its job.

Joker and I run into some more gaurds, we easily take them out together. Its like we move in a rhythm, our hearts in the same beat. Once we our back in the lobby with the exit in sight, theres a loud bang and the sound of glass breaking. Oh shit.

Joker laughs, "come at me, big boy"

Then it's silence. Ivy finally catches up and gives us a funny look, "why aren't you guys running?" I look at joker then at Ivy, then we all run. Joker looks back at me the grabs my hand to help me catch up. Ivys already gone by now. Joker smiles at me, "do ya think he's following us?"

I look behind us then back at him, "I hope not"

Joker and I look for any old dark place to hide. We eventually run into the old ACE Chemical factory or whatever. This place smells. Joker turns to look at me panting from all the running, then hugs me. I hug him back tightly as I always have before. Though, he seems skinnier but well built. I mean he had muscles before but now he's just, damn.. sexy. His poorly dyed green hair had grown out a bit, and his poor smile. His poor beautiful smile. Broken.... we had been hugging for a while before I heard a deep voice which I knew so well behind me, "Legency... get away from him!"