This just happened. TBH, I peed a little, that's how funny it was.
Mom: (Not gonna say my real name) TOXIC!!!! TOXIC!!!!!!
Me: *In room* What's wrong now? *Grabs bat and walks downstairs. Sees puppy sprinting across the living room*
Mom: HE'S GOT THE CANDLE!!!!!!! HE'S GOT THE CANDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *Dies of laughter*
Mom: *Catches puppy and attempts to take the candle out of his mouth*
Puppy: *Spits it out* Grrr
Me: *still laughing: H-how did he e-even get that?!?!?! *dies some more*
Mom: I DON'T KNOW!!!
