Me: Do you have straws in your pocket?
Dad: Uh... *looks down at straw pocket* maybe. Why are you asking rhetorical questions?
Me: Just wondering. Now... Why?
Dad: They gave me straws, I needed a place to put straws, I had a pocket.
Me: Oh. I thought you were keeping a straw stach!
Dad: I dont. Lucky for you.
...
Now the next question is why is it lucky for you.
Me: I dont know, so Im not drinking from butt straws? XD
Dad: Yeah. If you're trying to find a place for your straws, that should be at the BOTTOM of your list.
Me: *dies of laughter*
Yep. My dad the pun master.
