Levi X reader

My ass thoooo

(Y/N)'s POV

I slowly stepped out of the shower searching for my towel. When I slipped!
"OW! Shit" I screamed.
"Hey baby need some help in there?" Someone asked through the door
"Ermm no?! Piss off you fucking pervert!" I hissed as I grabbed my towel and stood up.
I slowly opened the door to see the one and only Jean! The horse! Fucking neigh! This bitch can fuck off!
"Oh it's the horse!" I whispered under my breath

I began to walk past the weirdo until he grabbed my wrist "hey! Get off me you pervert!" I swiftly pulled my hand away from his grasp and punched him in the lower abdomen, causing him to fall to his knees. I kicked the back of his legs and he crashed to the floor, grabbing his arms and bringing them behind his head, I slowly knelt down to his kevel and whispered in his ear, "don't mess with me Jeanny boy"

"y/n! i'd appreciate it if you'd stop trying to fuck cadet Kirstein, cover your butt up and get changed out of that small ass towel!" I felt myself go bright read. why does this keep happening? this fucking bitch of a midget always has to come at the worst of times! that ass, SAW MY ASS!

"why are you here? like what the fuck! you're always here at the worst of fucking times!" I shouted at the short captain as I slowly stood up and brushed my knees (not that there was anything to brush off cuz u know Levi lives here lmao)

suddenly I felt a stinging sensation on my cheek. he SLAPPED ME?! WTF "sorry what was that cadet Y/L/N?" he said calmly as he slowly began to back me up against the wall. Hell I wasn't scared of him. To be honest he's kinda hot when he's mad. "I asked why the fuck you are here? like shouldn't you be in your shitty little office waiting for me? you said that that's where you would be." I stated clearly. he stood in front of me. damn he was so close to my face! all I could do is stare at his soft lips. UGH Y/N STOP YOU CANT KISS YOUR CAPTAIN! surely there's some sort of rule against that? yes? no?

I felt the cold wall hit my bare shoulders as he grabbed hold of my wrists and held them against the wall tightly. "you know if you don't let my wrists go my towels gonna fall down, and I'm pretty sure that you don't want to see that after the remark you made about my ass a few minutes ago" I whispered. his grip loosened and he let go. "sorry" he said coldly, wait...what? did the Captain Corporal Heichou Levi just apologise to ME? the new girl!