Me: I'm only going to say this once and once only, and you better not freaking judge.... *mumbles* it's Perfect Cell..............
Vegeta: OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE-
Goku: Why him?
Me: You two said you wouldn't judge!
Frieza: And to think, I'm going to tell him!
Me: You better not you galactic lizard douchebag, or I will rip your guts out with a spoon and feed them to the birds while your son watches in utter horror as his father's remains are getting digested by pigeons.
Frieza: ...
Goku: ....
Vegeta: .....
Me: ......
Frieza: .......
Goku: ........
Vegeta: .........
Me: ..........
Frieza: ........... I won't tell him-
Me: Thank you!
Goku: Are we all just going to ignore that statement, or...?
