Quotes From Books!!

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"Aw fucking...! I liked that cereal!" Yami cried, whining loudly. "You just fucking killed my Reese's Puffs!"

"Dude, get your shit together," he grumbled, rolling his eyes. "You're like a girl with an angry beaver."

"Doesn't Mana have one of those?"

Yami and Bakura both gawked at him before laughing until they were sobbing and Yugi squeezed his eyes shut, scrunching his face up and covering it with his hand.

Oh dear gods, it was beginning early.

"Excuse me?" Mana barked loudly from behind him.

"It's okay!" he blurted out, spinning around. "Rebecca has one too! And Tea!"

"Oh shit!" Bakura howled.

"I'll show you an angry fucking beaver!"

"No! I don't like them!" Yugi cried out, waving his arms in front of his face in a weak defense. "I like the train, not the tunnel!"

Bakura spat his cereal across the floor and Yami grasped at the counter to hold himself up while Mana stopped short and stared in shock at the statement before looking at her brother and cousin and back again.

"Dear. Fucking. Ra. I don't even..." She shook her head slowly. "I don't..."

Yugi kept his hands over his face and shook his head, swallowing hard.

"I can't..."

"I thought the anger of the beaver would make her scarier."

Dear. Fucking. Gods.

"Yugi, aibou, please shut the fuck up. Before shit goes down. I don't think I can handle the angry beaver," Yami murmured, going over to his side to breathe the words in his ear and making him shake his head slowly. "Too tired."

"I'm not even on my period!" Mana cried angrily.

Both of them glanced at her and then turned away again to the smaller teen who continued shaking his head, keeping his mouth and eyes shut, biting his lip and refusing to speak again.

"You'd look like you had a penis if you were."

Yami froze and Bakura choked, laughing until he was sobbing, knees buckling and falling to the ground in a heap, Reese's Puffs spilling out of the overturned box.

"Oh fuck!" he cackled. "Yugi, if you ever break up with my cousin, I want you!"

"Fucking-what did we say about sharing?" Yami spat.

"...Maxi-pads do make us look like we have penises."

Yami clamped his hand over Yugi's mouth before he could open it again, shaking his head and kissing his temple. "I think it's about time that we went to the store for our costumes. Don't you, Bakura?"

"No, no, let's have him keep talking. Just-just-" He couldn't even get anymore out, laughing and rolling on the ground while Mana glared and huffed with her arms crossed and Yami sighed and buried his face in Yugi's neck while the smaller shook his head again.

"It's like the Hunger Games are playing on your insides," Yugi whispered suddenly.

"Dear fucking Ra."

"'May the odds be ever in your favor'," the small teen quoted, eyes zeroed in on Mana's abdomen.

"I love him!" Bakura spat out in his laughter, crawling across the floor and over to Yugi to hug his leg and sob loudly into his pants. "If youever break up with him, I'll always want you."

"Wait, so if she's got an angry beaver...then that means she's not pregnant...right?" he asked, turning his head towards Yami. "She's still on Shark Week, right?"

"I was never pregnant!" Mana cried angrily. "Damn it, Yami, is that what you call my periods?"

"I never..." Yami trailed off and looked at Yugi for a long minute. "Have I ever talked to you about...?"

"No. I just thought that was what everyone called it."

"Oh."

"Gods, Yami, I'll murder you for this one."

Yugi ignored the ring of the words "this one".

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