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So not as funny as the others but still funny.

"Well, I started out this day with twelve fucks and I plan to end it with a dozen," Yami snapped viciously, baring his teeth at the fourteen-year-old who flinched and nearly fell out of his chair. "If you're so smart, I bet you can guess how many fucks I plan to give today."

"Ooh, ooh, I know!" someone else cried excitedly, making widened blood red eyes shoot towards the source of noise as Yugi waved his arm with bright eyes. "Pick me!"

Yami opened and closed his mouth and Weevil made a noise like a snicker as he blinked wide eyes and then cleared his throat awkwardly. Yugi moved to put his hand in his face, glaring at him indignantly before pressing his palm against his mouth.

"PickMe," the smaller teen hissed, glaring furiously.

He felt his stomach twist momentarily before reaching up to push his hand away; wow, Yugi was pushy when he was caffeinated. "Okay, Yugi, how many fucks do I plan to give today?"

"Zero!" Yugi shouted loudly, nodding enthusiastically and smacking his palm against the desk happily. "You plan to give zero fucks today!"

His red-eyed boyfriend nodded after a moment, looking slightly bewildered by his excitement but giving him a small grin regardless. "Exactly.Zero." He spun on Weevil, baring his teeth as the younger boy fell over the edge of his seat. "Which means that you will get nothing from me—ever."

Yugi made a mental note to always listen in on Yami's arguments when he was bored,especially if they were sitting next to each other. This was too great to miss out on again.

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