Quotes From Books!!

14.

I'm dead.

I died of laughter.

I'm sorry.

You guys are now going to die with me.

Yugi stared at the sixty-nine with the threat of tears pricking his eyes. By the gods, he had been a point away from passing. He could have passed if he hadn't missed that one stupid question.

"Oh my god," Bakura snickered beside him. "Dude, is that a negative number?"

Yami flushed and ducked his head, staring at where his grade said -13. "Shut up, Bakura."

"How did even manage that?" Malik laughed, leaning forward and peeking at the test, laughing harder. "What the fuck, Yami?"

"Shut up," he snapped, blinking at the paper and then flipping it over when Yugi glanced at it. The smaller teen took a moment to realize what had appeared so wrong with the top of the paper.

"You...you actually managed to spell your name wrong," he whispered, blinking in shock and rubbing his eyes hard. "Oh my gods."

"Shut up!" Yami whined pitifully. "It...it was an accident! By Ra, you all are assholes."

"How do you manage to spell your namewrong?" Bakura howled. "It's your name. And it's only four letters!"

"I had to stay up all night with Milky Way, damn it," Yami snapped, crossing his arms and pouting. "She was sick and Mana was convinced that she had eaten Mr. Fuzzy so we were looking for the rat and trying to get Milky Way to take her medicine, okay? Fuck off."

"Aw, Milky Way is sick?" Yugi asked, eyes wide with concern. "What happened?"

"I don't know yet. She isn't eating properly."

"Did you ever think she decided to go on a diet?" Malik snorted, laughing when the smallest teen's eyes grew impossibly wider. His red-eyed cousin shot him a furious look and Bakura snorted, rolling his eyes. "I mean, maybe she thought she was too fat."

"Do you want to fight, bitch? You don't call my cat fat," Yami snarled, sitting up and narrowing his eyes into slits. "I will destroy you."

"No fat pussy," Yugi mumbled absently, putting his elbows on the desk and his chin in his hands. "Only skinny pussy."

Yami sputtered loudly at his side and the other two burst out laughing. Yugi shot them a confused look and then groaned and buried his face in his arms. His boyfriend awkwardly patted his back while his cousins continued cracking up.

"Yes, Yugi, only the skinny...pussy," he snorted, covering his mouth with and shaking his head. "Milky Way is still a skinny pussy cat."

"Say that again," Bakura laughed, poking his shoulder. "Say 'pussy' again."

"What? No. Why?"

"It's hilarious how it sounds-"

"Pussy is a funny word," Yugi commented, leaning back in his seat and pursing his lips as he looked at Yami. "Because it's so weird when you say it but also because it's the name for a cat. A cat, Yami, a cat. Like...with whiskers and a tongue and claws and stuff. Pussy cat. And then there's the word cock. Like...it's a rooster and a penis. I don't...it's weird."

Yami groaned in the back of his throat. "Oh my Ra, Yugi," he muttered.

"Like, there's Excalibur and then there's Christ," the smaller boy continued, nodding and looking at Yami's crotch for a second.

"Christ?" Malik asked slowly, glancing at Bakura and then Yami as the red-eyed teen's spine went rigid and his cheeks colored. "What is he...?"

"Seto's," Yugi said, confused, glancing at them. "He named his too. Yami's is Excalibur and-"