You Don't Need to Embarrass Me

Well that's my life

"Callieeeeeee"

"Yeah that's me and I'm standing right next to you so WHY in the world are you yelling"

"Don't be so mellow Callie. After all I had to survive without you for 4 whole days"

"Most of which you spent in my house anyway." I had been sick and hadn't gone to school for four days during which time Pierre had literally been at home except to sleep.

"Hmm true that", my best friend Pierre said thinking, "but Callieeeeeee"

"Oh my gosh. I will never understand how we are friends"

"Too late, now can you let me finish! "

"Go ahead pie it's not like you ever needed help speaking"

As I said this I feel her hand over my mouth to officially stop me from interrupting her. So I did the sensible thing... I licked her hand. Completely grossed out but also used to it she pulled her hand away.

"I should have expected it, okay as I was saying guess who has two tickets to see  The backstreet boy!"

Okay she was kidding right! I mean she has to quit playing games with my heart even though I totally want it that way.Well it's a little weird that two teenagers are completely freaking out about the backstreet boys but they are AMAZING.

That's when it happened.
Okay let me give you a quick review of my life. I'm clumsy like super clumsy. There now you have heard my life story. There I was on a level ground, pavement actually, enjoying the way any normal fan girl would along with my bestie when it happened. I walked smack dab into a post box and fell. I got up quickly with no injury physically but I can't say the same about my pride, and smacked my friend.

"Ouch! What was that for?"

"You should know better by now than to give be exciting news in a public place!"

"Oh right", she says laughing. "Don't blame me for your two left feet'. She's got a point I mean walking is definitely not my thing.
Well at least she did get me ticket to see the backstreet boys as compensation for the embarrassment so I generously forgave her.

We had reached the bus stop and sat there waiting to go back home. Pierre lives just a few blocks from my house so we travelled together. As the bus came she got on first and I was about to hop in behind her when I heard something fall out of my bag I bent, picked it up and was one step in the bus when it happened again.

You know the whole 'I'm clumsy'. I believe the universe wanted a plaything and so threw me in. Oh yeah sorry here is what happened, the door closed squishing (trying to) me in the middle. How! How do these things happen to me? Like seriously! Argh. The lever was pulled and the door opened fully and I came out unscathed physically but my pride was really taking a hit today. I stood quietly for few seconds next to Pie by my calm facade came breaking down when the break was applied and I went flying down the aisle. The worst part was that nobody else had moved even a centimeter. Okay this was officially THE WORST DAY to be me well at least it couldn't get worse, right? Wrong coz a kind lady with grey hair and a walking stick got up from her seat and offered me the place. I declined but clearly taking a vehicle wasn't my thing either.

As I reached home I thought to myself why would anyone try to embarrass me coz I do a great job of it myself.