SavageCabbage has logged on!
SavageCabbage is typing...
SavageCabbage: wassup, bruh.
SavageCabbage: Dude, You won't believe what happened to me this morning.
SexyFoxyArse is typing...
SexyFoxyArse: I just met you yesterday and now we're gossiping.
SexyFoxyArse: That was fast.
SavageCabbage is typing...
SavageCabbage: Yeah, you grew on me too quick. Its weird.
SexyFoxyArse is typing...
SexyFoxyArse: Dirty.
SavageCabbage is typing...
SavageCabbage: If only I could kick you rn.
SavageCabbage: Anyways, so there's this one guy I dont even know who has an obsession over pickles. Atleast I think he mentioned those pickles...
SexyFoxyArse is typing...
SexyFoxyArse: Pickles?
SexyFoxyArse: Out of all the things in the fucking world,
SexyFoxyArse: It HAD to be pickles.
SexyFoxyArse: See, this is why I have less faith in humanity.
SavageCabbage is typing...
SavageCabbage: Stfu.
SavageCabbage: As I was saying,
SavageCabbage: This guy came to my house and knocked the door. And I, being pissed off because I was interrupted from my game, I slammed the door open.
SexyFoxyArse is typing...
SexyFoxyArse: Wow.
SexyFoxyArse: Someone's not a morning person.
SavageCabbage is typing...
SavagdCabbage: I will strangle you with a nearby power cord if you interrupt my sleep.
SavageCabbage: Ok
SavageCabbage: This guy just came up to me and said with a deep and scratchy voice,
SavageCabbage: " Wanna sniff my pickles? "
SavageCabbage: I literally had to slam the door on his face and hide under the table with a spoon as protection.
SexyFoxyArse is typing...
SexyFoxyArse: ' Wanna sniff my pickles '
SexyFoxyArse: Its confirmed.
SexyFoxyArse: My faith in humanity is totally gone.
SexyFoxyArse: Goodbye, Humans. Hello, Aliens.
SexyFoxyArse: I'm not gonna ignore the spoon thing though,
SexyFoxArse: Why a spoon?
SexyFoxyArse: Don't you have a knife or a fire extinguisher or even a damn fork?
SavageCabbage is typing...
SavageCabbage: Well,
SavageCabbage: I thought it would be fun to
SavageCabbage: Spoon
SavageCabbage: him.
SavageCabbage: (:3 」∠)
SexyFoxyArse is typing...
SexyFoxyArse: You're the most disgusting person to ever live.
SexyFoxyArse: That pun made it worse
SexyFoxyArse: This conversation is over.
SavageCabbage is typing...
SavageCabbage: Bby come back
SavageCabbage: I'm soo sorry
SavageCabbage: Not.
SexyFoxyArse set your nickname to Faggot.
Faggot: Bitch wh a t.
Faggot: Oh you did not.
Faggot set SexyFoxyArse's nickname to LittleBitch.
LittleBitch is typing...
LittleBitch: Why you little--
You are unable to change this person's nickname because they are offline. Please try again later.
LittleBitch: Well fuck you too.
♪Author's Note♪
Your comments made me blush.
Thank you _(:3 」∠)_
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