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Barackolli has logged in!

FurryFuxk is typing...

FurryFuxk: Okay, What the fuck [Name]?

Barackolli is typing...

Barackolli: Don't judge me, child.
Barackolli: I'm now the president of all the vegetable puns in the world.

FurryFuxk is typing...

FurryFuxk: Gfy,m8.
FurryFuxk: Hey, Do you have Skype?

Barackolli is typing...

Barackolli: Yeah,
Barackolli: But I rarely use it tho.
Barackolli: Why?

FurryFuxk is typing...

FurryFuxk: ADD ME.
FurryFuxk: PYROCYNICAL

Barackolli is typing...

Barackolli: Thats a unique name
Barackolli: Coming from you.

FurryFuxk is typing...

FurryFuxk: Thanks??
FurryFuxk: I don't even know if thats a compliment or what.
FurryFuxk: But I'll take it as a compliment.

Barackolli is typing...

Barackolli: Wait, someones at my door.
Barackolli: A mailman just came and brought me a package.

FurryFuxk is typing...

FurryFuxk: Is it possible that Ms. Vegetable puns has a secret admirer?
FurryFuxk: I bet you there are condoms/voodoo dolls/ dead birds in that box.

Barackolli is typing...

Barackolli: dOWN, NIALL. DOWN.
Barackolli: Anyways, I'm gonna open this. Be back in a few mins.

FurryFuxk is typing...

FurryFuxk: I miss you already.

Barackolli is typing...

Barackolli: Ew no das gay.

I rolled out of my chair and grabbed a box cutter off of my shelf. I grabbed the box and placed it on my desk, eyeing it suspiciously. Without a second thought, I took the box cutter and started to cut the tape. Slowly, my fingers opened the box. I hold in a breath as I slowly opened the box. When it was fully opened, I was surprised. I pulled the item out. It was so fluffy, so cute, so..

UnBEARable.

Besides it, there was a note. I picked the note up and read it, a smile slowly forming on my lips.

From your m8.
You faggot.
♡ Niall.

I sat back down on my chair, fumbling with the bear. I looked at my screen, to see that Niall has sent me a message.

FurryFuxk: So?
FurryFuxk: What is it?

Barackolli is typing...

Barackolli: You're right.
Barackolli: Its voodoo dolls.

FurryFuxk is typing...

FurryFuxk: . . .
FurryFuxk: I knew it...

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