Camp Over The Hill - Dean Ambrose (AU)

We Are A Mess

Dean

All the kids, and Alex, are finally seated around the campfire. Stephanie was suppose to read the rules out and introduce the kids to the camp but, something came up, or basically, her and her boy toy wanted to fuck.

"Dean!" Seth whispers from a tree behind me.

"What?"

"Come here!"

I start walking towards him. "Why the fuck are you behind a tree?"

"Look," he smirks as he pulls to blunts from his pocket.

This bitch.

I smack his head. "You stupid, Stupid dog" I say as I shake my head.

"First of all, ouch" Seth squints his eyes at me before carefully putting the blunts back into his pocket. "Secondly, don't worry dude. We can smoke'em when all the kids go to sleep! It'll be chill, literally" he giggle like a six year old girl.

I six year old girl who smokes week.

I don't say anything, I just walk back to the campfire. Thankfully Seth follows behind me instead of getting high behind a damn tree.

"Alright kids!" I smile at them. "I'm going to read out Camp Over The Hills rules and punishment list now!"

"I thought we were having a fun little campfire" Kevin says. "You're making this scary."

"Good" Seth snorts. "Now we don't have to come up with some crappy scary story."

"ANYWAYS. Let me read out the rules" I say ignoring whatever Kevin was saying. "The rules:
1. No swearing
2. No fighting
3. No drugs
4. No weapons
6. No leaving camp grounds without permission
7. No homophobic slurs
And lastly,
8. No being a dumbass."

"You're not suppose to use swear words you dumb shit!" Seth smacks me.

"You also just used a swear word while telling me not to use a swear word while also smacking me meaning you just broke TWO rules!" I smack him back.

"So you swear and me calling you out while also using a swear word and smacking you makes it okay for you to also break a rule and smack me back?" Seth fires back.

I feel myself losing my temper. "You annoying little shit" I say as I shove Seth. "It wasn't a bit deal I said 'ass' you didn't need to--"

Seth shoves me back causing me to fall to the floor.

That's it.

I get up and tackle Seth to the ground, we start rolling around in the dirt as the kids chant "fight, fight, fight." But honestly, Seth and I are too good of friends to actually punch each ot-

"YOU ACTUALLY PUNCHED ME" I shout in his face.

"THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK WITH SETH RO-"

Before he could finish his sentence I punch him back in his already damaged nose.

Thankfully someone pulls Seth off of me.