Camp Over The Hill - Dean Ambrose (AU)

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Still Camp Day: 4

I sat in my new room reading a book.

Okay, a fanfic.

Yeah that's right. You can't even judge me, you're reading one right now.

Ha.

As I was reading I found myself feeling very thankful that Dean had let me move in here. I couldn't deal with all the kids talking about what they're families sent them.

I would probably cry.

Listen, I may not seem like a sensitive person but I am. It's difficult having to grow up hiding all your sensitiveness because if you show any emotion your family won't take you seriously.

My dad is a straight up white dude. He's got that basic white guy life. My mom on the other hand is Mexican.

I'm a cute lil tan baby.

But anywho, my parents. They're not easy to talk to, or live with, but I've managed to do it for almost 18 years now. I mean, the fact that they sent me off to this camp without even sending me a gift for my 18th birthday coming up hurts like hell but you gotta move on.

"You saw my penis" a muffled voice says standing at my door.

I slowly lift my head from my phone to find Seth standing at my door blushing.

"I did" I stare at him blankly.

"We need to talk about that" Seth says with his hands straight by his sides and his facial expression blank just like mine.

"Ahh, come on man," I smile trying to break whatever awkward tension he's building. "Who cares? It's not like I took pictures and posted them on Twitter exposing you to the world!" I sigh as I lock my phone and get out of bed.

Seth laughs "man that would be horrible! Thank god that didn't happen!"

"Yup! Now let's move on from this, okay? I won't expose you or your average size dick, okay buddy?" I say as I put my hand over his shoulder.

He smiles. "Okay!- wait, what-"

"SETH? ALEX?" Dean shouts.

"In your new roommates room!" I shout back

Dean walks in looking stressed and panicky.

Like a lost, confused puppy.

"W-We got a situation with the children" he says before trying to catch his breath. "I-I ran here from the kids cabin because- because they started attacking me with questions that made me feel un-uncomfortable" he finally breathes.

"What are you taking about?" Seth asks as we both stare at Dean in confusion.

"Ughhh" he groans as he sits on my bed.

"Marlo said he heard sounds coming from the office cabin where Steph and her boy toy are doing 'work'.. Like weird sounds according to him-"

"Sex sounds?" I ask.

"Mhm" Dean nods. "Anyways, they figured that out, how, I don't know. I think Ben said he accidentally watched porn once and-"

"OKAY OKAY.. Just- what else happened?" Seth crosses his arms.

"Uhh, they started asking me questions about sex and dicks and girly parts and relationships and- fuck I ran away!"

"Dean!" I sit down next to him. "These kids are young and stupid, they need to know what a healthy relationship is.."

"Well I'm not talkin to them" Dean huffs.

"Me either!" Seth laughs. "I ain't teaching them my dating secrets."