Homewreckers & Other Short Stories

6 - Bite Me?

Because Of These Fangs

Skylar's POV

I slapped the back of John's head, "Dude suck face with your girlfriend outside or somewhere else because I just ate and I'm not trying to throw up," I smiled.

"Who cares if you throw up and just to let your slutty hands know. Keep your grimy paws off my boyfriend because he obviously didn't tell you what we discussed the other night," Claire interrupted our A B conversation.

"You know what please do understand that I hate you. I really don't know what he sees in you and I'm bisexual and I don't even find you attractive in any kind of way. your turtle lookin' ass," I was so sick of that bitch.

"Do you want to take this outside?"

"No offense Claire I love you but if y'all took this outside Skylar would seriously hurt you," John spoke up and I laughed.

My teacher Holio walked in and we all slid in a chair, after class John and I started walking out to go to lunch.

"What are we craving today? Taco Bell, Chick- Fil -A, Chinese?"

"Right now all I'm craving is you," my eyes got big, he backed me into my car and placed his lips on mine.

I broke the kiss and put my hand on his chest pushing him away softly. I made my way by running back into the building with him behind me calling my name.

What the hell am I going to tell Eli? My boyfriend who I just told last night and just two hours ago that there was nothing between me and John. The best friend or exbestfriend of mine who is dating a tramp and who also just kissed me. 

I found Holio, my teacher and guardian, roaming the halls.

"What the hell are you doing out here?"

"Well John kissed me and then I just had a panic attack and after slapping myself out of it I found you." The way he looked at me when I told him, his eyes got big and he looked sort of uneasy. "Holio what do you know?"

"He asked me for some pointers yesterday on girls and I told him the tricks I picked up over the years."

"What the hell? Holio! Why didn't you ask him why or who he needed your help with?

"I thought it was for Claire," he let his fingers run through his hair, "I'm sorry."

"What the hell am I supposed to tell Eli now?" I shouted angrily and confused.

Eli came out of the classroom and walked towards me, "Um sorry to interrupt but Skylar John just broke up with Claire and she's cursing at him," I made my way back into the classroom.

To see screaming and yelling, Claire was up in arms. She looked like she was about to turn red.

"Why the hell does my boyfriend have your lip gloss on his lips?! Did you kiss him? Is that why he came over here trying to break up with me?" Claire yelled more making me want to slap some sense into her. I really did not like this girl and every second she was in my presence showed me one more reason why.

"Listen your breath is really kickin' so you need to get some Listerine extra strength and some gum and  a tic tac before you start screaming like that again with your dragon breath." That shut her up but really her breath smelled like onions and mushrooms sprinkled with garlic, "That's probably why he broke up with you, that noxious gas in your mouth. He probably couldn't breathe anymore but my lipgloss is on him because I put it on him and he wiped it off or tried to by the looks of it."