Homewreckers & Other Short Stories

4 - School Too Real

Story Time:

Guys:

1. Nilla

2. Scotty

3. Levi

Girls:

Me (Princess)

1. Grace

2. Selena

3. Jaz

4. Lilac

Story:

School Too Real

Dani: ~walks around waiting for these girls to hurry up~

Scotty: ~walks inside~ they still not ready

Dani: Nope

Levi: ~walks in~ fucc waiting PRINCESS!!!! Bring your azz down these steps

Princess: ~walks down~ who the fucc are you talking to Levi don't get popped in your mouth.

Levi: Let's go we gotta get other girls too

Princess: ~under her breath~ what girl you trynna get the only kitty you could get is prolly a actual kitty

Levi: >.> I could hear you speaking

Princess: Huh? waahhh HUH? ~acts like she don't know wtf is happening~

Levi: =.=" Watch

Scotty: ~smh~

Dani: ~ctfu~ haaaaaaaa

Lilac: ~walks down lookin fye~

Scotty: Y'all took hella long now we gotta go get our dates

Princess: its a school dance so i don't really care about dates I care about fuccin somebody in the janitors closet.

Scotty: ~silently prays for her~ god bless you

Levi: Don't catch nothing while you being a hoe

~everyone looks at Levi~

Princess: watch

Levi: watch what

Princess: watch yourself tonight cause while you dancing-drinking-rolling anything imma come beat you down

Levi: Whatever princess gtfoh

Dani: Let's go please

Lilly: Please no problems tonight. last night you almost got arrested

Scotty: twice

Levi: after you

Princess: no after you ~waits till he steps out the door~  mumbles: b-tches  first

Levi: ~glares at Princess~

Princess: ~waits for this drive to be over~

Lilly: hold up why didn't we take a car why we get a party bus

Dani: cause we picking up 3-4-5 more girls

Lilly: Dani wtf are you talkin about. I'm going with you. Scott who going with you? Levi who's going with you? Princess are you taking someone?

Princess: HAAAA no.

Levi: I'm taking this girl Jaz. whew she is BAD. B A D

Princess: ~glares~

Levi: CAN I HELP YOU

Princess: You wish. I'm telling you Jaz is going to be with me by the end of the night

Scotty: we gotta pick up my date. Grace and my date Selena ~smiles~

Levi: like hell she will. What do you have that I don't.

Princess: ~sticks out my tongue~ I have a big fat tongue. made for my cause and I got a vajayjay

Scotty: damn your tongue is extra long

Dani: I'm not apart of this

Levi: vajayjay what are you 6. I got this long dicc and?

Princess: I'm telling you she's gonna choose me

Levi: I'm telling your lame ass that she isn't going to choose you.

Princess: listen my tongue is going to be in her by the end of the night

Levi: imma get some ratchet b-tch to fight you if you come near her

Princess: SHUDDUP B-tch

Levi: imma tell that girl with the clammy that you want her

everyone: ~ turns to Levi O.O ~

~Grace, Jaz and Selena all get in the car and Levi and Princess stop arguin for now~

Scotty: everyone this is my girl Selena and her sister Grace

Princess: DAMN

Everyone: ~turns to Princess~

Princess: can you blame me all of you look very elegant and beautifully dressed. ~turns to Jaz and bites my lips~ You look amazing top to bottom. Gimme a taste a little taste

Lilly: girl what?!

Princess: what?

Levi: you just said you wanted to taste my date

Princess: nope I was singing Novacane by Frank Ocean but now that you brought it up I wouldn't mind tasting your 'date'

Scotty: ~shakes my head~

Dani: only you princess only you

Jaz: ~blushes~

Levi: ~wraps an arm around Jaz~

Princess: ~winks at Jaz~

Grace: your bold

Princess: ~smiles at Graces and nods~

Selena: very ~smiles~

Princess: I have to be or how else would peeps know what I want. everything I want, I earn and I get so might as well give people the heads up ~winks at Jaz~

Jaz: ~blushes~

Scotty: ~whispers to Grace~ if you want her you better tame her because she is wild

Grace: Taming tigers is my job

Dani:  ~whispers sweetness in Lilly's ear~

Lilly: Boy stop playing we in public