Could You Not? A Rant Book, Full of Rants.

Friends and Popularity

        I only have one main group of friends, really. They're the ones I dedicated this book to. All of my other friends don't get along with each other, and it's really weird. Sally hates Carrie and Carrie hates Sally because of some fight in first grade, Sally hates Ellie because she thinks Ellie was flirting with her boyfriend, Allison hates Anna because Anna told one of her friend's big secret. None of them can get along! It drives me so crazy. My group of four (we call ourselves The Crew) are pretty rational people and can all suck it up and talk to somebody if we don't like them. But people like Sally are like "I can't go if Carrie's going because I just hate her so much." Really? Are you that snotty and bratty and spoiled that you can't just ignore somebody? I just can't even. Sure, I don't like some people my friends hang out with. But I'm not jerks to them. If Sally doesn't like one of my other friends she's basically tell them "I hate you now stop talking to Svet." WTF SALLY GET SOME SOCIAL SKILLS!! As you can see, Sally is pretty rude. I'll give Sally her own chapter one day, just so she doesn't clog up all my other chapters with her pointless crap...

If you can't tell already, I'm not popular. I don't get up and straighten/curl my hair every morning. I don't wear crop tops or extremely short shorts. I'm also not obsessed with social media. Now time for the real rant.
ALL POPULAR PEOPLE ARE SOULLESS JERKS HOW HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE AND LIKE TO PICK ON PEOPLE AND MAKE IT SEEM LIKE THEY ARE SO COOL BUT IN REALITY THEY HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYBODY HATES THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE SO ANNOYING. AND DRAMATIC. One girl, Marchetta, was a kiss up and a really popular girl in middle school. She would walk up to the teacher and say "Oh Mrs.Pearson, I love your shirt!!" "I really love our new song, Mrs.Pearson!" She also had a really fake personality. She would literally try so hard for everybody to like her. IT WAS THE MOST ANNOYING THING EVER. It wasn't true kindness such as doing things out of the goodness of her heart, it was that she needed everybody to like her because she was needy. She knew I didn't like her and I could see right through her so she would give me the dumbest compliments every day. One day she said "I love your makeup, Svetlana! Where did you get it? What technique did you use?" I WASN'T WEARING ANY MAKEUP! For peat's sake I looked like I just got hit by a bus! I just shook my head and walked away from her. When she's not trying to kiss up from me, she's being mean. At the dance team sleepover she stole my seat on the couch next to my friend and ignored me when I tried to get into their conversation. Why didn't I talk to any of the other girls on dance team, you ask? I DIDN'T HAVE ANY OTHER FRIENDS ON DANCE TEAM. I was the only normal person. Everybody else was all popular and stuff. So yeah, I cried myself to sleep that night and talked with the captain's dog that was sleeping next to me on the floor. The funny thing was that the dog avoided Marchetta and ignored her. Obviously dogs can tell who the real evil people are.
To be continued....

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-Svetlana