Pretty Boy

19

Phil: hey pretty boy
Dan: I s2fg phil
Phil: lol so what's up
Dan: Stacy's moving in
Phil: really? didn't they just start dating?
Dan: yup. on the bright side, her and her son are pretty cool
Phil: she has a son? uh-oh watch out howell, ya got some competition
Dan: suck my dick Lester
Phil: gladly ;)
Dan: I fucking hate you
Phil: you dug the grave howell
Phil: I love you...
Dan: fuck you. I gtg, I'll text you later ❤

"Hey, Dan," Stacy's son, PJ, said as he walked into my room.
"Oh, hi. What's up?"
"I was wondering if you could help me set up my Xbox,"
"Oh, yeah, I'll help," I mumbled.

I helped him plug in a few things then before we knew it, his Xbox and TV were up and running.

"There y'go," I smiled.
"Thanks," he said. "Hey, wanna stay and play something?"
"Oh...yeah, sure," I shrugged.
"I'll kick your ass in Halo,"
"Oi, you're on!"

We started playing and I immediately started winning. A few minutes into our game, the doorbell echoed throughout the house.

"I got it!" Stacy yelled. "Oh, hello Chris," she smiled.
"Hey Ms. L,"
"Liguori, dear,"
"If I say it, I'm gonna say Luigi,"
"Fair enough," she giggled. "Are you looking for Dan?"
"Yes, mam,"
"Okay, hold on," she cleared her throat. "Dan! Your boyfriend is here!"
"I'm in PJ's room!"
"Okay!" she said. "Go upstairs dear; second door on your left,"
"Thanks," he said as he headed upstairs.
"You have a boyfriend?" PJ mumbled.
"Yeah,"
"What's his name?"
"Phil,"
"Cool," he said.
"Sup," Chris said.
"Fuck, I thought you were Phil,"
"Dude, how can you forget that your parents hate him?"
"I don't know," I mumbled.
"Wait," PJ said, "this isn't Phil?"
"No, this is my fake boyfriend, Chris. Chris, this is PJ. PJ, Chris,"
"Nice to meet you," PJ said. "Wait, why do you need a fake boyfriend?"
"Long story," Chris said. "Have his brother, Adrian, explain,"
"Why are you here, Chris?" I asked.
"You texted me like two hours ago saying you wanted to get out and go to Phil's. Well, I'm your excuse for getting out. Come on,"
"Yeah, yeah, I'm coming," I said. "This isn't over PJ,"
"I'm gonna hold you to that, Howell," he smiled. "Have fun at, Phil's is it?"
"Yeah," I said. "Bye,"
"Bye," he said as Chris and I walked out.
"Dad! I'm heading out!"
"Where are you going?" he asked.
"Oh, Chris and I are gonna see a movie then go out to eat,"
"Oh...okay, have fun," he smiled.
"Bye dad," I mumbled as I walked outside.
"Dan," Chris said as we got into his car. "Your step-brother-"
"He's not my step-brother yet," I said.
"Whatever," he said as he started driving. "He's kinda hot... Do you know if-"
"No, I don't know if he's gay,"
"Wanna find out for me?"
"Not really,"
"Come on, Dan! I'm doing this fake boyfriend shit for you! The least you could do is find out for me!"
"His sexuality is none of my business,"
"Fine," he huffed, "then I'll ask him,"
"Fine," I said.
"We're here. Get out,"
"Thanks for the ride,"
"I'll pick you up in four hours. Okay?"
"Okay, just text me when you're here,"
"Will do," he waved as he drove away.