Awesome Quotes, Comebacks, and Insults!

Rose Hathaway (Vampire Academy series)

This girl is an absolute BAMF okay seriously she's amazing. I know Vampire Academy sounds like something silly but honestly it is really good I loved it, soon to be a film as well! Read the series though you wont regret it, and now here are some of the best quotes from the leading lady (or involing her) 

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“You've asked me out tons of times." [Rose]
"Not really. I've made inappropriate suggestions and frequently pushed for nudity. But I've never asked you out on a real date.” [Adrian]

- Blood Promise. 

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“If your eyes weren't open, you wouldn't know the difference between dreaming and waking.” 

- Blood Promise. 

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“When I saw you fall..." [Dimitri]
"You thought, 'Wow, she's a loser.” [Rose]

- Vampire Academy. 

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 “No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco. But seriously, we'd been out of salsa, so what else was I supposed to do?” 

- Blood Promise. 

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“Most fathers don't threaten to disembowel their daughter's boyfriends." [Rose]

"That's not true. And anyway, that's not what I actually said. It was much worse.” 

- Spirit Bound. 

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“You're beautiful in battle," said Dimitri. His cold voice carried to me clearly, even above the roar of combat. "Like an avenging angel come to deliver the justice of heaven."
"Funny," I said, shifting my hold on the stake. "That is kind of why I'm here."
"Angels fall, Rose.” 

- Spirit Bound. 

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“Damn it," I muttered.

"What?" asked Adrian.

"I hate when you're the sane one. That's my job."

"Rose," he said, forcibly trying to keep a serious tone, "I can think of many words to describe you, sexy and hot being at the top of the list. You know what's not on the list? Sane.” 

- Spirit Bound. 

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“The other problem in my life is Dimitri. He's the one who killed Natalie, and he's a total badass. He's also pretty good-looking. Okay—more than good-looking. He's hot—like, the kind of hot that makes you stop walking on the street and get hit by traffic.” 

- Frostbite. 

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“And I thought the whole point of my education was that violence IS the answer.”  

- Shadow Kiss. 

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“The incident with Dawn hadn't been one of my finer moments. I honestly hadn't expected to break any bones when I shoved her into a tree. Still, the incident had given me a dangerous reputation. The story had gained legendary status, and I liked to imagine that it was still being told around campfires late at night. Judging by the look on the girl's face, it was.” 

- Vampire Academy. 

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“I knew you were a badass," continued Adrian. "But I didn't realize just how much until I saw you dropping guardians out there."
"Does that mean you're going to be nicer to me?" I teased.
"I'm already nice to you," he said loftily. "Do you know how badly I want a cigarette right now? But no. I manfully suffer through nicotine withdrawal—all for you.” 

- Spirit Bound. 

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“He'd written me up a proposal of why dating him was a sound decision. It had included things like "I'll give up cigarettes unless I really, really need one" and "I'll unleash romantic surprises every week, such as: an impromptu picnic, roses, or a trip to Paris—but not actually any of those things because now they're not surprises.” 

- Spirit Bound. 

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“I'm really not good with impulse control.” 

- Vampire Academy. 

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“Avery worries about her, too, so Lissa's in good hands. Avery's pretty amazing."
I gave him a scathing look. "Amazing? Do you like her or something?" I hadn't forgotten Avery's comment about leaving the door unlocked for him. 
"Of course I like her. She's a great person."
"No, I mean like. Not like."
"Oh, I see," he said, rolling his eyes. "We're dealing with elementary school definitions of 'like'.” 

- Blood Promise. 

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"Now get back to your room—if you can manage it without throwing yourself at someone else.” [Dimitri]
"Is that your subtle way of calling me a slut?” [Rose]

- Vampire Academy.