Male Reader Anime One-Shot

Chapter: BAIHES?????

Mikashi and me were gathering materials around the forest "Being human sucks, we don't have the same senses as faunus and finding materials is harder this way.

Mikashi: Why are we here again?

"The blacksmith told us-"

Mikashi: Oh the baldie?

I bring my hand up to my face and look down in dissapointment "as I was saying...that he will help us upgrade our weapons but, we have to bring the materials ourselves".

Mikashi: Yeah so we could die instead of him?

"Mikashi", I said in an irritated voice, "you-" before I could finish I was interrupted by a growl, or should I say, many growls. "Grr here l, grr there, grr everywhere!!!"

Mikashi: C'mon all I have is a switchblade!

As Mikashi took out his switchblade, I went for my weapon...then I realize "Shit, I don't have it."

We were surrounded by Beowo-

Mikashi: What are thooooooose!?!?!

I grab a branch from the ground and hit Mikashi with it "They are Beowolves idiot!!!"

Mikashi: Ah right! They're Grrr-ims?!?! Get it? Gr?

I was so furious that I broke the branch on his head.

Mikashi: OW! Why'd you do that?!

"Well, since you aren't paying attention we are surrounded by Gr-" He interrupted again- "Grrr-ims?" With that a vein popped in my head. "STOP MAKING JOKES IN THE MIDDLE OF.... (dramatic pause) DANGER!!!"

At that moment two of them jumped at us. I push Mikashi to the left then I rolled to my right.

Mikashi: (sarcastic voice) Pushing now aren't we?

"What did you want me to do??"

Mikashi: A "Please move to the left" could have been enought."

I scoff at him then turn my attention to the Beowolves in front of me. "That's just great, first I don't have my weapon with me, secondly I'm gonna die with an idiot; can anything else go wrong??"

Mikashi then said in a serious tone "Something is coming" (a/n: "Winter is coming")

In the distance we could hear and see trees falling. Then out of nowhere a girl in red cloak with a giant scythe cane slashing at the Beowolves.

"You guys OK?"

"Yeah sure" we both said at the same time.

Okay then, I will make an opening, head for the cliff, keep running and don't look back, got it???"

We nodded and got ready. She signal us with a shot then we started running. As we were running we could hear the fighting behind us. After sometime running we managed to get out of the forest.

Mikashi: "I guess she had grrr-eat timing".

After those life-threatening experience and his joke's it will be very hard to get in my nerve but, I have to say those "jokes" keep me focus, so yeah, just for this one time I will let it slide.

We waited for a couple of minutes then she came out of the forest. We thank her for rescuing us and while we were at it she told us her name, which was Ruby Rose, after she introduced herself we parted ways.

"Well now that we are at the Clift we can gather the remaining materials "
I looked at Mikashi an he nodded to me. After a while of gathering materials I looked to my left and I saw the most horrific thing I have ever seen.

"Hey Mikashi look it's a B.A.S.!!!!!"

Mikashi: "Now is not the time Akuma".

"No really I'm not kidding is a B.A.S."

Mikashi look to his his left then said: "It's just a guy playing bass" (Three seconds later) "oh crap"

After he said that I look back and we saw the guy being devoured by the B.A.S. "Se I told you it was a B.A.S."

Mikashi: "What does B.A.S. mean?"

"Big Ass Spider"

Since we couldn't save the guy we started running away from it. Mikashi however though: 'We could use him as decoy, as in right now'.

We ran and ran and ran with the pretty though that we escaped but, looking back proved us wrong. "Here it come!!!!!" Mikashi shouted.

I was thinking of a way to escaped this Grim but-

Mikashi: "A wall, really?!?!?!"

We lost all hope, I turned to Mikashi and said: I know I haven't said this much but, I want you to know that you are like a brother to me and I may scream at you"- Mikashi interrupted-"oh shut up we are about to die"-"yeah you are right I don't know what got into me"

Mikashi: "This situation is really bugging me, can we get this conversation over with?"

I was about to hit Mikashi the out of nowhere we heard "Duck!!!"

Mikashi:"Where????"

We looked up and saw who shouted at us, it was Ruby; since she was coming in hot I had to push Mikashi to the floor so we don't get hit. As the debris clear we saw that Ruby had finished the B.A.S. Mikashi while laying on the floor asked: "Is it over yet??"

"Yeah man it's clear, you can get up now"

Mikashi while getting up said: "You just had to push me again?". I ignored him and went to Ruby to see if she was ok and to verify that the B.A.S. was dead.

As we got closer she waved at us and said in a cheerful voice: "Hey guys, are you two ok??". Mikashi got up to Ruby's face and said: "Of course not!!! I'm always being push by this guy - points to Akuma- it's not healthy, it's not healthy at all!!!".

I got close enough to push Mikashi out of Ruby's face. "Sorry about that he is just . . . an idiot . . . oh by the way thank you again for saving us".

"No problem I'm just doing my job as a huntress, well a huntress in training to be exact" she said. Then she asked: "Why were you two alone in the forest??"

"Well that's easy we were look - ding - oh shit that's right we didn't find our last material". I looked to Mikashi saying: "We need to go back so we can up - I looked around and said: "Where is he???"

"Over there!!" Ruby said

I went to Mikashi and said: "Dude what are you doing?"

Mikashi: "Looks like we were running away from it"

"No shit sherlock" Mikashi crotch down and pick up something from the floor.

Mikashi: "Who's sherlock?. Never mind, found the material (irony) I stood there analysing what Mikashi just said, then after a few seconds I ask him to give me the material so I can put it in the bag.

We turn to Ruby and I said: "Just out of curiosity is that your only weapon?".

"No, actually I have another one, want to see it?"

Mikashi look at me with a grin. I, understanding what he meant, elbow him...hard.

Then Ruby took out a square like thing and threw it in the air, we waited for a few seconds until it completely transformed.

Mikashi: "Damn that's the B.A.I.H.E.S!!!"

Ruby then said: " What do you mean?"

Mikashi: "Biggest Axe I Have Ever Seen" (Check the cover photo then you will understand)

The End

I hope that you enjoyed this little story, very soon my friend and I will post our other book. It will be base on God Eater , both game and anime. Please give a like, leave a comment and I will see you next time