PRINCE: *Shaking You* Babe Wake Up !! YOU: ........ PRINCE: Babe !! You Know What? *Pulls Out Carrot and Sticks In Your Nose* YOU: W-W-What The ? PRINCE ! What The Hell Is This Carrot Doing In My Nose ? And Why Is It Warm?! PRINCE: 😂😂😂😂 Its About Time You Woke Up ! You've Been Passed Out For 15 Minutes ! YOU: I Passed Out ? When ? How? PRINCE: When I Asked You To Marry Me YOU: M-Marry You ? PRINCE: Yes Leslie , Will You Marry Me ?
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YOU: Omg YES , YES , YES , YES !!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 PRINCE: I Love You Babe *Covers You In Kisses* PILOT: Congratulations!!!!! ....But Um .... There's Still A Dead Body Laying There In The Back .... YOU: Omg I Forgot All About Edgely I Mean Ashley! PRINCE: When We Get To The House , I'll Hire Someone To Chop Her Up And Hide Her Parts In The Garden , Then We'll Plant Some Flowers To Cover Up YOU: Why Does It Seem Like You Done This Before ? ... PRINCE: It's Just Something I Came Up With Just In Case I Was Ever In A Situation Like This YOU: *thinks* what the hell
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YOU: Babe , It Was Self Defense. I Know You Want To Avoid The Media But It's The Right Thing To Do. PRINCE: Yeah , You're Right. *Calls The Police* 911: 911 What's Your Emergency ? PRINCE: This Girl Snuck On My Private Jet And Tried To Kill My Fiancé. I Shot Her In Self Defense 911: Okay Sir What Is The Address ? PRINCE: 1234 Gingerbread Lane 911: Okay And Your Name ? PRINCE: Prince Rogers Nelson 911: AAAAAAAH OH SHIT YALL ITS PRINCE ITS PRINCE !!!! ITS-- PRINCE: Bihhhh , Could You NOT Do All That Hollering In My Ear ? Got Damn 911: AHH!! He Called Me A BITCH !! Omg This Is An Honor Sir!! PRINCE:
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PRINCE: Can You Just Send The Police Here Please. 911: Yes Your Royal Sexiness ! PRINCE: Okay Babe The Police Are On Their Way YOU: Okay Great ! I'm So Happy This Is All Ov-- ASHLEY: Mmm ... YOU: WTF ?! How Wtf ?! PRINCE: Damn , Who Is This Girl Wolverine ?! Why Won't She Die ?!
