ADORE : Book 1

Chapter 9: This Bitch

ASHLEY: Why So Surprised To See Me ? This Is My Mans House After All , I Come & Go As I Please 😌
PRINCE: Who Let Your Psychotic Ass In Here ?!
ASHLEY: 😂 I Love When You Give Me Pet Names Babe & I Let Myself In , Just Don't Worry About How 😘
YOU: What The Hell Do You Want Ashley?! Why Can't You Just Leave Is ALONE and Go Tend To Your Edges 😤
PRINCE: DAAAAAMN! You Gonna Let Her Say That About Your Edges Ashley?! I Heard Her Say Your Mama Too
YOU: PRINCE ! Who's Side Are You On Here ?!
PRINCE: My Bad Babe 😂😂 *cough* *puts on deep voice* YEAH ASHLEY , WHAT YO PUNK ASS WANT ?! 😡
ASHLEY: Well Now That You Mention It .. $10,000 💅🏽
PRINCE:

ASHLEY: Unless You Want This Picture Of You Eating Stank Punani To Get Out 😂😷
YOU: THATS IT ! *Jumps Off The Bed And Tackles Ashley* YOU
👊🏾💢 FUCKING 👊🏾💢 PRAYING MANTIS LOOKING ASS HOE 👊🏾💢 IM SICK 👊🏾💢 AND TIRED 👊🏾💢 OF YOUR CHIA PET LOOKIN ASS 👊🏾💢 TRYING TO COME IN BETWEEN ME AND PRINCE 👊🏾💢
PRINCE: Fuck The Carrots I Got Popcorn This Time !
ASHLEY: I'm Sorry I'm Sorry Please Stop !
YOU: Get Your Ass Up And Get The Hell Out Of My House !
PRINCE: *Thinks* Bitch This MY House

ASHLEY: *Gets Up & Tackles Leslie & Chokes Her* Now Try & Talk Bitch !
PRINCE: Oh Hell No! *Grabs Guitar and Hits Ashley In The Head* 😦😦 Her Big Ass Head Broke My Guitar ! She Owes Me A New One When She Wakes Up ! 😤
YOU: *Gasping For Air* You -
S-Saved My Life !
PRINCE: Yeah Yeah What About My Guitar ?!
YOU: 😡
PRINCE: Just Kidding 😅😅😘
YOU: 🙄 What Do We Do Now?
PRINCE: I Was Kinda Craving Tacos 🌮😋 I Think Taco --
YOU: PRINCE ! 😡
PRINCE: Okay Okay Lets Just Blind Fold Her And Drop Her Off Somewhere. We Won't Call The Police Or Anything Yet , I Really Don't Want To Get The Messy Ass Media Involved.
YOU: Okay But The Next Time She Comes By Here , It Won't Be Pretty *Pulls Out Knife & Sharpens It*
😌🔪
PRINCE: *thinks* 😳 This Bitch Is Crazy ..."um babe , where'd you get the knife?"
YOU: Same Place You Keep Your
Carrots 😉
PRINCE: Im So Proud Of You