PRINCE: Peter Pan Loves Neverland , But Always Seems To Be Popping Up At MY House ! *Steps To Michael*
YOU: *Pulls Prince* No Babe. It's Not Worth It. Look Michael This Baby Is Prince's So Just Get Lost.
MICHAEL: That Baby Is Mine Leslie. And You Know It Is. I Don't Shoot To Miss 😘
PRINCE: Look Here You Glitter Glove Wearing , High Water Pants , White Sock Showing MF! That Child Is Mine ! And I Will Fuck Anyone Up Who Will Try To Get In Between Me And My Family ! 😤
MICHAEL: Oh Shut Up And Go Ride A Bike. Seems To Be The Only Thing You're Good At Besides Putting On That Eyeliner
PRINCE: *Kicks Michael In The Face*
YOU: BABE ! --
MICHAEL: No No , It's Fine , I'm Surprised He Could Even Kick That High, What Are You Like 3'8 ?
YOU: MICHAEL ! Shut Tf UP ! And Prince Calm Down!! Look ! After The Baby Is Born, We'll Get This Settled ! I'm Pretty Sure It's Prince's Though
???: It Better Be, Cause I Know Damn Well My Baby Michael Didn't Get No Hoe Pregnant
YOU: LISA ?! Lisa Marie Presley ?PRINCE: Aw Hell 🙄
MICHAEL: What Are You Doing Here ?! And How Did You Find Me ?
LISA: I Put A Tracking Device In Your Jacket 😂😂😂 AND I Wanted To See This Girl You Claimed To Have Gotten Pregnant
PRINCE: *Thinks* What A Psychopath ...
YOU: Yeah Well You Don't Have To Worry , It's Not His. It's Prince's
MICHAEL: Lisa Leave ! I Don't Want You, We've Been Broken Up. I Have A Woman *Grabs Your Arm*
PRINCE: HELL NO! *Throws A Tea Kettle At Michaels Face*
MICHAEL: *Tackles Prince And Punches Him In His Face Repeatedly*
YOU: *Kicks Michael In His Balls*
PRINCE: *Headbutts Michael & Gets Up And Stomps Him In His Stomach*
LISA: Hell No! AHHHHHH *Running Towards Prince*
YOU: *Trips Lisa* Tf You Think You Going Hoe. Don't Touch My Man
LISA: C'Mon Michael ! You Haven't Seen The Last Of Me LESLIE ! 😤
MICHAEL: Me Either , I'll Be Back Soon To Check On My Baby Boy or Girl ...As For Your Prince, Every Time I See You , I'm Fucking You Up
PRINCE: Yeah right Peter Pan. Go Make Some Peanut Butter *Slams & Locks Door & Heads Back Upstairs.
YOU: Are You Okay Babe ? Let Me Draw You A Bubbly Bath And Get You An Ice Pack.
PRINCE: Thank You Babe. Ugh I Just Wish He Would Leave Us Alone.
YOU: Once He Finds Out This Baby Isn't His , He Will....
PRINCE: Hopefully, I'm Running Out Of Things To Throw At His Face 🙄
YOU: 😂😂😂😂😂 *Goes To Draw Bath* Okay Babe It's Ready Go Ahead. And Here's Your Ice Pack. *Hands Him Ice Pack* Ima Head Downstairs To Grab A Snack. Want Anything ?
PRINCE: A Glass Of Orange Juice Please.
YOU: Okay , I'll Be Right Back *Heading Towards The Stairs*
???: *Kicks You Down The Stairs & Runs Off*
YOU: *Speaking Faintly* Prince .....Help .... *Starts Bleeding*
