STEAL MY CUNT

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We were lucky to survive the new Americana high on Mari j that was "legal". But somehow we did I had to bitch slap a few of those asses cuz they were wearing pink and it twas only Tuesday, those basic thots need a lesson in fashion.

The song that twas on the radio was also making me slightly horny.

She be fix since we r drug addicts we smoke the same weed we suck the same dick alright, alright

I got it all cuz she has the drugs, she got the most weed she lets me have some alright, alright

I give I give I give blowjobs


Everybody wanna suck my ass

Everybody wanna get down w me

Couple condoms in the whole wide world. Get some birth control cuz they don't werk w me

Fuck fuck fuck fuck, pregnant
She can fuck me

Butt like cream her walk is sexy and every jaw drops when she dances for weed alright, alright

          Anyhow I just need to get to the city so I can get off Lily. That bitch is goin no where quick. I wonder is she's getting older cuz she starting to look like a damn tortilla.
  

          When arriving at the train station I see my bae Beyoncé I heard in some bullshitty news article that she drank to much lemonade and got an almost deadly yeast infection.

          If that's the case I hope her needy ass subjects get that woman some cranberry juice.
    

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