Akame Ga Kill Oneshots!!!! (Requests are CLOSED!)

Drunken Endeavors (Leone x Male Reader)

"Hey Leone!" Several other bar patrons belted out in a sloppy attempt at chanting. The Blonde female sashayed down the wooden aisles and past booths, and waved her somewhat elongated arm in the men's direction. This woman, as with the calling men, were regulars to this joint, or so I was told. I hadn't been here as many times as most of the customers here, but my friend, whom had introduced me to this establishment, pointed out all of the regulars. This woman, Leone, was obviously near the top of the list.

"Hey guys! How're yah?" She nearly shouted, a hiccup escaping her throat while talking.

I started thinking to myself why she had already sounded drunk, she had literally JUST gotten here. Her now half-lidded eyes scanned the room, and stopped on me. For some reason, I had tensed up, as if I was waiting for a slap in the face. Her lips curved up into a sly smile, and she dug both of her hands into her pockets, and pulled the inner lining out, proving that she had no money on her person. Great. She wants me to pay for her.

Before I knew it, she had already crashed onto the stool adjacent to mine, and was ordering cup after cup of Sake and Beer. I watched with immense interest (and worry), due to her almost inhuman amount of alcohol consumption. She then slammed her empty cup onto the wooden bar, tearing me out of my thoughts.

"Hey!...You..!" She looked to her left and pointed her index finger at me, as if she hadn't noticed that I was even there until just now.

"Y-yes? What's wrong?" I started to stammer. The mix of sudden anger and surprise in here voice was making me uneasy.

"You are going to pay for this...right?" Leone leaned in very close to me. The evident beer on her breath made me want to puke, but, in all honesty, I was too scared to look away. I quickly shook my head yes, in fear of her possible reaction to any other answer.

"Good! Now, hey barkeep! Put mine on this guy's tab!" Leone ended up slurring most of what she was trying to say, but it was quite obvious what she meant. The owner looked at me, and I hesitantly passed him the correct amount of money to pay for the woman's almost endless alcohol thirst. Since I had lost all motivation to drink, I decided that it was time to leave, myself. Once I stood up, Leone clapped my back, a hearty laugh erupting from her.

"Why don't you start buying my drinks more often?" She proposed the idea a little too loudly.

"I don't know.." I began, but suddenly she was dragging me out of the bar by my arm. Everyone silently watched as I was pulled out of the bright establishment into the dark streets, and soon out of sight.

"H-hey! What're you doi-" She had interrupted me by suddenly leaning forward and licking my right ear. I immediately drew back, a distinct blush crawling across my face.

"What's your name?" She purred into my ear, while slowly cupping the left side of my face with her right hand. Her left hand was pressed to the small of my back.

"(Y/N)..." I mumbled in response to her question. I was far too embarrassed to even move away from her. She pressed her face to my right temple, and I felt her lips curve up into a small smile.

"(Y/N)...you're mine now." She again purred. I didn't even care about the smell of alcohol on her anymore. I slowly turned my head, and me being the idiot I am, tried to go in for a kiss. With a stranger. Stupid, I know.

She leaned her head back, so as to say something else. I breathed a quiet sigh of relief. She didn't seem to notice my awkward attempt at kissing her.

"So, with being mine now, YOU'RE GONNA HAV'TA BUY MY DRINKS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT!"




(I hope that this chapter is good, and I apologize for any and all typos!)