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Random Things to do When Your Bored (Extremely Bored)

1. Jump around and dance like there is no tomorrow.

2. Stalk your crush.

3. Lick your elbow. (You just tried to do it didn't you? Good Luck)

4. Have a conversation with a tree.

5. Wrap yourself up in blankets/rugs and try to stand up.

6. Go to the plaza or mall and walk around having a conversation with yourself or your imaginary friend standing next to you.

7. Call a random number and when they pick up say 'we hid the body' or 'It was great last night. Hopefully we can do it again soon' in a smooth voice.

8. Walk into an elevator full of people (with your imaginary friend) and say 'make way, make way. Can't you see my friend here needs some pace to. So rude.'

9. Walk down some streets near you shouting random words.

10. Text someone with backwards writing until they figure it out.

e.g. .lufituaeb era ouY OR ?tuo siht erugif ot gniyrt llits ylsuoires uoy erA

11. Glue coins to the ground and laugh at people as they try to pick them up.

12. Talk in a foreign accent like British, Aussie or American.

13. When at school, pretend to write stuff down (mime) and wait for someone to notice.

14. Sit near a window (preferably a higher one, a house or apartment with stories) and every time someone walks past on the ground play music or shout something weird, (Don't forget to bop down and disappear) and wait for them to look around all confused wondering if they are hearing things.

15. Talk in third person.