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15-Random Thoughts 2

Random Thoughts to Ponder and Laugh About 

~ If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

~At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? (I actually do wonder this and it gets awkward because you don't want to take someone else's and touch them)

~ If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? 

~If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59 PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on? (Imagine being born on two days. Is there anyone here who sorta is? You would just be classified as what ever day the last bit of you pops out aye?)

~Why does quicksand work slowly? (what's the point in calling in quicksand, if its not quick?)

~Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?

~How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

~Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

~ How do you handcuff a one-armed man?