My friends.
It is 2:27 in the morning and I heard something a few minutes ago.
In the hallway.
Someone either just unlocked or locked the front door.
My dudes, I got my fuckin hockey stick and baseball bat at the ready, as well as my sharpest arrow.
Lock the damn door is what I just did.
Mama ain't raise no fool
Also I've seen enough clips of horror movies to know where this was going.
Hell to the no
Anyone I don't know comes through that door, they're gonna meet my small hockey stick.
