Now that i got your attention..NO? Oh well u will probably keep reading or just leave it's okay..:( anyway i'm soo bored here are funny yet corny Halloween jokes and by the way i'm so EXCITED because we get to have CANDY CANDY CANDY and scary movies of course!!!! xDD
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Q: What do ghosts eat for supper?
A: Spooketi
Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
A: Hope it’s Halloween!!
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
A: Because he had no BODY to go wit
Q: What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?
A: “Trike or Treat”?
Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!
Q: What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?
A: A sandwich!
“Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf.”
“Please be quiet and comb your face.”
Q: What do moms dress up as on Halloween?
A: Mummies!
Q: What does a skeleton say before dinner?
A: Bone appetit!
Q: Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
A: Because they have a lot of spirit.
Q: Why is a skeleton so mean?
A: He doesn’t have a heart
Q: What did the ghost say to the other ghost?
A: Do you believe in humans?
Q: What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?
A: Count Quackula! (Or Duckula) XD
Q: What did one owl say to the other owl?
A: Happy Owl-ween!
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Well that's it hope u found any of those funny otherwise Happy Owl-ween!! xD Too soon? Ok my bad. Bye ;D
Last updated ~ updated Sep 30, 2013
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