There is alot of cursing in this one so the words have been changed
F bomb= Fudge
A**= Arse
P****= Patty
B**b/T*t= Bubbles
Pen*s= Stick
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: asl?
Stranger: m
You: f
You: age
Stranger: where in this world are u located
Stranger: 21
Stranger: u
You: new york
You: 19
Stranger: american girl eh
You: yupe u?
Stranger: aussie
You: kool
Stranger: are u white or black
You: both plus italian
Stranger: wow very hot I bet
You: lol im not hot... im sexy and i know it
Stranger: wow that's the italian coming through
Stranger: dark hair?
You: lol totally dark brown
Stranger: ah
Stranger: hot body
You: of course
Stranger: all u or little help from your friend the DR (I think that means docter)
You: all natural babe ;)
Stranger: mmmmm
Stranger: nice big bubbles and firm round arse?
You: 36 D for the bubbles and i have one of the finest arses in the world
Stranger: wish I could see it
You: lol bet you do
Stranger: and touch it
You: everyone does ;)
Stranger: and kiss it
Stranger: and lick it
Stranger: and it
You: horny much lol
Stranger: just with u the hot ebony italian chick
You: lol how sweet of you
Stranger: u not out club'n or partying
You: nope just relaxing
Stranger: in bed?
You: yea
Stranger: any jammies? (I'm wearing a monkey suit)
You: hell no nude is the way to go (Fist pump)
Stranger: wish I was there to get those 36D's bouncing (There not fudging trampolines I don't want them to bounce)
You: lol too bad (Suckaaaa)
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