Srry this took so long I haven't had any good convo's lately. I had great ones that were perfect for this book but I didn't make the book till after so I lost them sadness :(
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: f?
You: yes
Stranger: 20m
Stranger: age/
You: 17 f
Stranger: are u alone? (Creepy much...)
You: yes
Stranger: lying on bed?
You: no sitting (Okay I lied I am lying down)
Stranger: where are u from? (Serious creepster vibe from this guy)
You:ny
Stranger:im from greece (Reminds me of geese)
You:kool
Stranger:not so cool for americans am i right?? (Huh???)
Stranger: :)
You:idk
Stranger: are u horny? (*Sigh* the typical question)
You: maybe ;)
Stranger: it depends on what?
Stranger: what are u wearing on?
You:im wearing feathers and syrup (Which do not tatse good on a sandwhich)
Stranger:lol
You:y is that funny im being serious (Note the serious face you can't see)
Stranger: i got harder then (o_O No Comment.........)
You: nice (Can I recomeded my therapist?)
Stranger: r touching yourself?
You: yes it feels good (I love rubbing syrup on my arms!!! XD)
Stranger: want to share your feelings with me? (What? o_O)
You: okay
Stranger: so go on
You: u first
Stranger: i want to know what are u doing now
You:talking to you while im covered in feathers and syrup and touching my self (Duh)
Stranger: where did you find feathers? (That's classified)
You: in my pillow... (Or maybe from thoose chickens I killed eairlier...girls gotta eat)
Stranger: are shaved? (Yes I'm bald and sexy bitch!)
You:yes
You:im like a freakin bald eagle
Stranger: aha
Stranger: and wet too?
You: yea (Syrup isn't dry dill hole)(Ps. vote up for that 70's show if you get it)
Stranger: put some fingers in your pussy
You: okay (My cat doesn't like prostate exams)
Stranger: what u would u do to me if i was there?
You:sit on your head singing about derps riding octapusses and tape milk bags to your head (Gotta love canadians for having bagged milk XD)
Stranger: ???????????????
You: i love you
Stranger: me too
You:i want you to have my alein babies
Stranger: sure my pleasure (He wouldn't say that if he knew where they came out giggity)
You:do you love me back?
Stranger: of course
You: thank you
Stranger:y r wlcome (y?)
You: have you ever licked a lamp post?
Stranger: no
Stranger: do Y? (Again y?)
You: have you ever humped one?
Stranger: humped? (How do you not know what humping is!)
You:yes humped, like pelvic thrusting it reapetedly
Stranger:nooo
Stranger: do u? (Finally a u)
You:yes..you dont know what it is to live till you hump and lick one of those bitches its a rush (It really is jk lol XD)
Stranger:ok
Stranger: this is what r u doing right now huh?
You:no im sitting down cover in syrup and feathers and now my fingers r stuck up my cats butt she doesnt like it very much
Stranger: such a pity
Your conversational partner has disconnected
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Well that was rude I was gonna tell him that I was just doing what he told me to do and she has to throw a bf over it and he disconnects. The nerve of some people. lol!!
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