Messing With The Pervs.....

No Clue What To Call This One But A Strange Guy From Greece

Srry this took so long I haven't had any good convo's lately. I had great ones that were perfect for this book but I didn't make the book till after so I lost them sadness :(

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: f?

You: yes

Stranger: 20m

Stranger: age/

You: 17 f

Stranger: are u alone? (Creepy much...)

You: yes

Stranger: lying on bed?

You: no sitting (Okay I lied I am lying down)

Stranger: where are u from? (Serious creepster vibe from this guy)

You:ny

Stranger:im from greece (Reminds me of geese)

You:kool

Stranger:not so cool for americans am i right?? (Huh???)

Stranger: :)

You:idk

Stranger: are u horny? (*Sigh* the typical question)

You: maybe ;)

Stranger: it depends on what?

Stranger: what are u wearing on?

You:im wearing feathers and syrup (Which do not tatse good on a sandwhich)

Stranger:lol

You:y is that funny im being serious (Note the serious face you can't see)

Stranger: i got harder then (o_O No Comment.........)

You: nice (Can I recomeded my therapist?)

Stranger: r touching yourself?

You: yes it feels good (I love rubbing syrup on my arms!!! XD)

Stranger: want to share your feelings with me? (What? o_O)

You: okay

Stranger: so go on

You: u first

Stranger: i want to know what are u doing now

You:talking to you while im covered in feathers and syrup and touching my self (Duh)

Stranger: where did you find feathers? (That's classified)

You: in my pillow... (Or maybe from thoose chickens I killed eairlier...girls gotta eat)

Stranger: are shaved? (Yes I'm bald and sexy bitch!)

You:yes

You:im like a freakin bald eagle

Stranger: aha

Stranger: and wet too?

You: yea (Syrup isn't dry dill hole)(Ps. vote up for that 70's show if you get it)

Stranger: put some fingers in your pussy

You: okay (My cat doesn't like prostate exams)

Stranger: what u would u do to me if i was there?

You:sit on your head singing about derps riding octapusses and tape milk bags to your head (Gotta love canadians for having bagged milk XD)

Stranger: ???????????????

You: i love you

Stranger: me too

You:i want you to have my alein babies

Stranger: sure my pleasure (He wouldn't say that if he knew where they came out giggity)

You:do you love me back?

Stranger: of course

You: thank you

Stranger:y r wlcome (y?)

You: have you ever licked a lamp post?

Stranger: no

Stranger: do Y? (Again y?)

You: have you ever humped one?

Stranger: humped? (How do you not know what humping is!)

You:yes humped, like pelvic thrusting it reapetedly

Stranger:nooo

Stranger: do u? (Finally a u)

You:yes..you dont know what it is to live till you hump and lick one of those bitches its a rush (It really is jk lol XD)

Stranger:ok

Stranger: this is what r u doing right now huh?

You:no im sitting down cover in syrup and feathers and now my fingers r stuck up my cats butt she doesnt like it very much

Stranger: such a pity

Your conversational partner has disconnected

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Well that was rude I was gonna tell him that I was just doing what he told me to do and she has to throw a bf over it and he disconnects. The nerve of some people. lol!!