Our Cup of Tea // Book Help

0.1 || GRAMMAR

Okay everyone, so it seems that you've stumbled upon this book.

Let me start with something very annoying to me and other people (and probably you)

When people use overall incorrect grammar

Excuse me sir/madam, did you just graduate from your kindergarten class?

Or did you not pass kindergarten at all?

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So for a nice visual, I shall make an example:

Observe.

NIGHT OF THE VAMPIRES !!1!!11!!1!1!

Wen mi alerm clok rang in me eers, I jumpd out of beed ad ran down ze stairs !1!1!

Mi mam waz in ze kitchen

OMG I H8 HER!!!!1!!!1!1!1!11!1!11!!!!!!!

I waz redy to go to mi high skool of normal ppl but I waz late!!!!11!!!1!1!1!1!1!

I got to skool and I saw a mirror of mi.

I soooo ugly!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!!!!

My blk hair and blk clothes made me look bad!!!!!1!1!11!!!!!

Mi 100 pounds mak mi sooo fatty!!!1!!!!!1!1!1!

Wen i went tu class my bestie cloeee was dere.

"OMGGGGG MISTY I MISS U!!1111!!1!!! Cloeee screamed"

"I MIS U TOOOOO!!!!1!1!111!!! I yell"

"Omg did u see the hawt boi? Cloeeee asked

"Omg whoououu?"

"HIMM!"

A hawt boy in all blk walkd down de huall

"Hai."

"OMGGGG HE SOH HAWT HE SO BUTIFUL HE SAY HUIIII!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!!! I TINK I LIKE HIM!!!!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!"

(A/N) Omg guyssss dis is my first book and if dis dont get 5,000 votes i go to quit wattpad

Byeeeeeee

*end of chapter one*

Well if someone writes like this and says "first book" well, no shit Sherlock.

If this writer just came out of kindergarten, well shit, I'd understand why you write like that,

But...

If you're in sixth grade or something, shOLDN'T YOU KNOW HOW TO WRITE????

Like I was decent at writing in sixth grade, and many other people were too.

This writing, it kills me (writing that passage killed me too)

Closing thoughts:

If you are going to write a book, please do NOT write like you're texting someone and if you do text like that, please use a bit better grammar cause nobody will take you seriously with your typing :)

-Isabella™