It's your favorite time of the year, Christmas! You're shopping for new decorations since you just moved in to your own house a few months earlier. A man that doesn't look much older than you walks into the aisle from the other end. He makes swift eye contact with you, and you look away being incredibly nervous and shy. You aren't usually that way, but this man seems really intimidating by the way his black tattoos contradict with his white shirt. He casually strolls down the aisle, looking at the shelves, and he eventually reach way you
He leans down to whisper in your ear, "If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas."
You laugh, "Oh really?"
"Really." A goofy smile spread across his face.